Cleaning with Mario #84 The OG since 2018 but his skirting boards could still do with a clean

[JoeExotic]

First time he’s ever showed the lights in Paisley (though they are on for Halloween) daft bleep

Hahaha came running here to say the same thing! They’re for the Halloween festival which looks like it’ll be amazing. And it’s free. But Shartin Martin won’t be attending cause he’s a boring bastard.

 

[SuzyE]

He makes it so obvious he's been here for a read when he puts himself right

 

[muscadet]

Hahaha came running here to say the same thing! They’re for the Halloween festival which looks like it’ll be amazing. And it’s free. But Shartin Martin won’t be attending cause he’s a boring bastard.

I’m gonny be there with my phone held high and loving the fact my local area can put on a cracking event, not like that hole

 

[peachy-keen]

He makes it so obvious he's been here for a read when he puts himself right
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I thought he hated Halloween?!

 

[maidmaz]

Tired from what? What the duck is he tired from? Shopping? Can someone who is honoured enough to have access to his inbox ask the little bleep please

 

[Whenthelightsturntostars]

Tired from what? What the duck is he tired from? Shopping? Can someone who is honoured enough to have access to his inbox ask the little bleep please

Just ask him here hen. He's oor biggest fan.

 

[Caw1982]

A couple of things.

Stick ya crappy purchases up ya gamey hole.

Tired? bleeping tired? How??? I've seen morgues have more action than this weapon!!!

God he's so tragic.

 

[SuzyE]

You don't work enough hours in the day to be tired, you stupid dick!.
Friggin drama Queen.

 

[muscadet]

Tired through the week this really grates me as I have two jobs work 50 odd hours a week have a house and a family and actually manage to have a life and aye I go to bed about 10 at night but I’m up at 6am every day but I don’t moan about it, he really is the worst kind of man and I use the word man loosely

 

[Babybail93]

A couple of things.

Stick ya crappy purchases up ya gamey hole.

Tired? bleeping tired? How??? I've seen morgues have more action than this weapon!!!

God he's so tragic.

Why does he think anyone wants to see the tit he’s wasted more money on?

Gamey hole has given me the boak, I’ll no lie now I imagine it smells like a beef oxo cube

 

[teaandgoss101]

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So jealous of this amazing view.

The railings sum it up

 

[menopausalmargrit]

He’s tired because he has the worst diet, barely drinks any water and does no exercise but he’s too thick to see that.

And how can he possibly have bought more shite?

 

[Madge2022]

Thanks tae oor wee @Sloppys fae this wee bespoke thread title oan this dayn o dawn

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Thanks @Babybail93 fur this bespoke new thread, and congrats tae @Sloppys fur the byootiful title.

Whit huv ah missed in the wurld of oor ain Mr Rigsby the day?

 

[#noinfluencer]

He waits until the weekend to show aff his "hauls" because he does naff all on the weekends - not because he can't afford to, like a lot of people, but because he's a boring bastard!

 

[Madge2022]

Shove ya AMA crap up ya hoop. I'll still with my Yankee melts View attachment 1677819

Dragons blood scent, whit!?! If I want ma hoose tae smell like blood I will make a wind chime fae my used tampons #bespoke.

Ah bet Marion wud buy these slippers and nae debates. Good fur wiping up spillages in high footfall area too.

 

[Lady Bug]

Ma Rendall put up the 10% off Ava May earlier on. Then low and behold he puts his up. I think his days with Hanna are numbered. Never saw MR with that link before.

 

[Caw1982]

He's watching Christmas with the Kranks!!!
My 9 year isn't as hysterical for Christmas as this daft witch, and she still believes in bloody Santa!!!!

 

[Madge2022]

Ma Rendall put up the 10% off Ava May earlier on. Then low and behold he puts his up. I think his days with Hanna are numbered. Never saw MR with that link before.

Christ, bring back Marion range Hannah, all is forgiven.

 

[maidmaz]

Just ask him here hen. He's oor biggest fan.

tit yeah… little chicken you tired from buying greggs? Or sending all your shite back on klarna

 

[Madge2022]

tit yeah… little chicken you tired from buying greggs? Or sending all your shite back on klarna

Imagine Marion in the skud in bed eating a Greggs muffin. Night night ma lovelies, don't have nightmares