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duck hen there just made me do a hand brake turn so aye
I eat mostly vegetarian meals or fish, I do nay like meat. My husband once had duck or goose blood soup. I can nae be dealing with the idea of that but if I was offered that or Mario's "tomato's" "soup", I'd go with the blood one. Nae debates and spine bright like a gut that's rejecting Mario's "soup."God bless you. I’m sure a stomach pump isn’t too painful
I was clutching ma beak so had to share the "recipe" with my husband. He needs to get tae know why he chops "tomato's" but also uses a can of chopped "tomatoes."
"If this wee guy isn't dead after a bowl of that, good for him."
"Did he mean 5 litres of water?"
I’m regretting my choices the noo after hearing he put the equivalent of 32 cloves of garlic in itGod bless you. I’m sure a stomach pump isn’t too painful
Oft who’s been upsetting the wee goblin the night, was it that @Babybail93 again?
Ill have nae rants aimed at ma wee tattle hero, and nae debates.
Love you hen
Ill have nae rants aimed at ma wee tattle hero, and nae debates.
Love you hen
My sister has IBS (not pure bespoke IBS like Marion, just the normal kind) and Garlic is a huge trigger for her, she avoids it like the plague. Let’s hope Mazzer has the same trigger & he’s sharting past himself tomorrow morning after consuming his Salt & Garlic Soup!
No pulling oot now hen. We need tae get tae know the noo. One hunner percent. I think you should make a soup for your family and the "Marion soup" for someone you hate. So aye. 🧄🧄🧄🧄🧄I’m regretting my choices the noo after hearing he put the equivalent of 32 cloves of garlic in it
@Babybail93 there's a few more recipes in here you could try hen.
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He’s a fecking snake hen. Nae debates oan that one. But I’m keeping ma power! Love and tatty hearts tae you ma lovelyOft who’s been upsetting the wee goblin the night, was it that @Babybail93 again?
Ill have nae rants aimed at ma wee tattle hero, and nae debates.
Love you hen
I’ve been dying to try his stovies recipe. As soon as I find a turnip and a few hours in my day to stand over a stove, I’m all in.
I think we should all take one Mario meal each tae make and report back. There are so many good ones.
The deep fried eggs
Boiled bolognese
No cheese cheese board
Stir fry coated in Home Bargains Chilli Salt
Half a garlic baguette, chips and pasta. Death by triple carbs
Have I missed any?
Show me her lanyard and shart card, else ah don't believe you ma lovelie.
She’d rather never leave the house again then wear a big sign round her neck that basically says “approach with caution, I might tit myself” Absolute bollocks that he was mask exempt & approved for a sunflower lanyard on account of having an explosive hole !Show me her lanyard and shart card, else ah don't believe you ma lovelie.
You can buy those sunflower lanyards online. I know someone who did even though they were not exempt! Shameful
Pure greetin at this thread tonight I’ve been out living ma life this evening catching up with good pals and got awww cosy to read this thread. Marion has clearly been on here, hiya hen mwah
Poor Rayn looks like she loathes him, you can see her fur sticking up and she clearly doesnt want him anywhere near her. Cannae blame her, who would want his rotten death breath in their face
I’ve been out living ma life this evening catching up with good pals and got awww cosy to read this thread. Marion has clearly been on here, hiya hen mwah Poor Rayn looks like she loathes him, you can see her fur sticking up and she clearly doesnt want him anywhere near her. Cannae blame her, who would want his rotten death breath in their face
pizza and pasta ma lovelie. It’s pure bespoke Italian. I went to Rome a few months (Smell the wealth) but they didnae huv that to order together unfortunately but cos they ur nae as Italian as oor Mario or Castleveechii. Didnae argue about it but THEIR FIGHT IS NAW MY FIGHT. No my quote
Mario geez me the pure bespoke boak 
I can't deal with him the now, he's giving me absolute rage.
I can't deal with him the now, he's giving me absolute rage. Mario’s pure bespoke Tomato Slop recipe has made it over to the Hinch thread, and they are all as baffled as us
Cheap, rancid fizzy joos. Contains that much sugar you can feel it rotting your teeth. Can’t even explain the taste, its that bad. No one over the age of 12 drinks it except for them two twatsWhat’s red cola
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