"Good" morning on this dawn of a day, "hens"
You just know us "trolls" are making him pure fewmin'.
You just know us "trolls" are making him pure fewmin'.
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I feel a meltdown approaching in 3……2……1 
This was a press release for September 2019 for M&S so prior to Covid. I think the lanyard was then adopted for those who may need to show mask exemption and made more widely available.
So basically I bet Deek grabbed a handful from M&S and took them home - anything for nothing
Today (Friday 13th September) M&S has become the first UK retailer to introduce sunflower lanyards into all of its owned UK stores, alongside giving all 80,000 colleagues clear information on what the lanyards mean and how to serve customers who wear them. In addition to all UK stores, the lanyards will be available for customers to request from M&S’s customer service centre in Chester.
The introduction of the sunflower lanyards is part of M&S’s ambition to be the most accessible retailer, both in-store and online, and comes one year after M&S became the first retailer to launch daywear for children with disabilities and two years after it became the first retailer to publish AccessAble Guides for every store.
The sunflower lanyard scheme helps people with hidden disabilities which aren’t always obvious – such as autism, dementia and visual or hearing impairments. When a customer optionally wears a lanyard it’s a discreet signal to store colleagues that they may need a little extra support when shopping.
Funnily enough I don't see 'Irksome Bespoke Shart' bam mentioned in press release.
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Marion being the usual hag, showing off Krystal Meth's fake designer bag.
Marion being the usual hag, showing off Krystal Meth's fake designer bag.
I've just went to have a lookMario’s pure bespoke Tomato Slop recipe has made it over to the Hinch thread, and they are all as baffled as us
Sounds like her numbers are dropping as well 
Hen's radio 1 NOW.
M O N D A Y
Just waiting on a picture of oor Mario’s water bloated fingers and cankles fae awww the salt!
You’ll be able to smell his breath fae Feegie Park 🧄
If ye ken, ye ken!
Just waiting on a picture of oor Mario’s water bloated fingers and cankles fae awww the salt!
You’ll be able to smell his breath fae Feegie Park 🧄
If ye ken, ye ken!
Well if you just missed "higher love" in the vocals of "Whitney" and on the channel of "radio one" then Klarna on ya arse. So aye.
His swearing is off the charts! Absolute rocket. Makes him come across even more of an idiot. My 6 year old asked yesterday why he swears so much - he's got a limited vocabulary pet, dragged up and he thinks it makes him look clever but it just shows him as the scheme rat he is
Wonder what shite breath is going to be bumping his falsers about this week. At least I know that if it offends me then that’s a me problem. 
We should do a Tattle bingo, listing everything he'll bang on aboot this week, he's that predictable! 🥱Wonder what shite breath is going to be bumping his falsers about this week. At least I know that if it offends me then that’s a me problem.
ColdWe should do a Tattle bingo, listing everything he'll bang on aboot this week, he's that predictable! 🥱
Hot
Deserved
Treatis
Christmas
Candy cane
Annual leave
Brus
Wax melts
So aye.
Don't tell me Marion wuz oan gieing an interview on zelebrity trolls, or perhaps a new cooking section?!?
Knackered
Candy cane lane
duck it
Queen Soph
Absolutely fine
Canni wait fur the weekend
Ma wee lassieDon't tell me Marion wuz oan gieing an interview on zelebrity trolls, or perhaps a new cooking section?!?
Knackered
Candy cane lane
duck it
Queen Soph
Absolutely fine
Canni wait fur the weekend
Cosy
Utter vibes
Pounding the bleeping footpath into oblivion with his sweaty nylon leggings and rancid trainers.
Going to do this before reading the other replies. No ma quotes or bad spelling. XxXWe should do a Tattle bingo, listing everything he'll bang on aboot this week, he's that predictable! 🥱
*Fack off with this shity weather/complaining it feels like wintum already
*Cosy
*In ma bed before 9pm
*Treatit hissel
*Dinner with mountains of salt
*Hot water bottle
*Got the heating on
*Christmas
*Swerving lanes: from "let's do this, we climb!" to "thank fack it's Friday."
*Duvet coat
*Wee selfie for our bastardin troll profile pictures
*I love our wee shity life's in our one bedroom flat with draft excluder. Youse don't need to understand.
*Picture of his bed
*Gutted the place
*Screenshoots from his fans.
*Winter scene from Russia/America and saying "I cannae wait for this! Bring it on!"
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Life’s too short!!
Life’s too short!!
Righto my lovelies, I think it’s time for me to take a long hard comma fae this app for I have just said “nae debates” out loud in a rather camp Glaswegian accent at a meeting with the board of directors in work. Affrontit so ah um 
If anybody’s looking for me I’ll be hiding in the Jam Jar greetin’ intae ma salty steak pie whilst looking for a new job.
If anybody’s looking for me I’ll be hiding in the Jam Jar greetin’ intae ma salty steak pie whilst looking for a new job
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Can't forget his bastard washingsWe should do a Tattle bingo, listing everything he'll bang on aboot this week, he's that predictable! 🥱
Bastard flairs
Gutted the hoose
Gutted the hoose
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