I have all of them ingredients in the cupboard. I might make Mario’s soup fae lunch the morrow, then report back. Taking one fae the team!
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Our Marion is defo menopausal tonight ma lovelies 
Marian I thought you loved body shop with wee Sandra whatever Her name is giving you discounts on your ‘staples’
Marian I thought you loved body shop with wee Sandra whatever Her name is giving you discounts on your ‘staples’
Maybe change that to mario pushes over auld grannies so aye hen remember the home bargains incident pulling the shart card ootI say we get her in the next thread title just to piss off the wee lassie.
Marion's a granny and Krystal has a cavernous fanny.
The gift that keeps on giving us these gems 
Jeez, this sounds like the fire brigade needs to come. His bedsit of shite is on fire.
Sorry to be crass hen but I hope your guts are stronger than Marlo's.
Awk Hen. You're right.
Thread title suggestion with help from @Babybail93 and @Doodlebug71: Marion shoved a Granny, Krystal has a fake LV baggy and cavernous fanny.
I've been silently chanting you all on from the rooftops for over a year and now I'm barrelling straight down the central reservation out of my own bespoke lane to say THREE STOCK CUBES to 500ml water?? That's nearly 12g of salt. I think. I don't know what a "chicken stock pot cube" is so I used the first result Google provided. Spine bright ma lovelies, beep beep off I go again.
To be fair, I could do with a good clear oot. Might be like an at home colonic.Sorry to be crass hen but I hope your guts are stronger than Marlo's.
Think I’ll no use so much garlic though, I’m not that brave. They will be stinking the morra wae aw that coming oot the pores. Especially the wans oan Mario’s hooter
He's one twisty, sour faced little witch.
Calls everyone Cunts & Trolls & then immediately slags off Sam Smith. Make it make sense Mazda.
He is such a hateful creature.
He is such a hateful creature.
Marion confirming what we already know and so forth. Pleased he addressed his breath the night.
Ngl I love a council dinner every now and again but not every bleeping night! He just doesn’t get why he’s being ripped to shreads for what he eats!
He’s such a bleeping disgusting looking prick with the most toxic personality.
He’s such a bleeping disgusting looking prick with the most toxic personality.
Exactly. The horrible little troll slagging Sam off like that.
Jealous little prick what he is.
Are we just gonna skip over 3 stock cubes in 500ml of water 
my kidneys are churning.
my kidneys are churning.Now now. It has to be "word for word. "
"Soup" is her invention. There'll be nae "tweaking" of this "recipe" and also make sure its "cold water" don't just use water. It has to be "cold water"
Anyone have the recipe to last years "salt soup" you know, the one where it contained 17,000 grams of salt?
I think Rayn's wee face says it all and so forth, she cannae stand the walloper
Bet that is salted butter on his crusty bread.Are we just gonna skip over 3 stock cubes in 500ml of water
I'm not going to lie. I looked up a wee soup maker after seeing his. Went temporally mad and got all influenced by the wee lassie.
They are really expensive and the wee blunder to blend the veg/salty stock doesn't look so robust. So aye will be staying in ma oan Lane and keep making soup in a pot.
Sorry that wiz ma fault huns asking about her camel hoofI reckon Krystal Peterson has been kicking off because we’ve been talking aboot her cavernous Fanny again the day.
This has set off the latest rant
They canny churn hen but they can shrivel up and dieAre we just gonna skip over 3 stock cubes in 500ml of water
(sorry, back in my sun lane I go)Or you could just do what Marion does. You put your soup maker onto the fablon worktop. Next you completely ignore it. You open a tin of Heinz tomato soup, pour it intae a pan. Stir in 36 tablespoons of salt. Aye, tablespoons, not teaspoons and so forth. Pour intae a bowl, but only if it says "soup" oan the front. Then "sprinkle" with whatever green herb you have in your cupboard. Aye, that's youse all done ma lovelie.Bet that is salted butter on his crusty bread.
I'm not going to lie. I looked up a wee soup maker after seeing his. Went temporally mad and got all influenced by the wee lassie.
They are really expensive and the wee blunder to blend the veg/salty stock doesn't look so robust. So aye will be staying in ma oan Lane and keep making soup in a pot.
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