Literally a tit diet, a diet that causes him the shits daily.
If its no coming oot hes arse it coming oot hes mouth. Nae debates. Hold yer phone high ma lovelies
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If its no coming oot hes arse it coming oot hes mouth. Nae debates. Hold yer phone high ma lovelies
I'm flicking through the wardrobe deciding what to wear tonight 
, and this fanny is getting ready to show his cleaning haul.
What a way to live
, and this fanny is getting ready to show his cleaning haul. What a way to live
Same hen, I’m trying to find something that fits and will expand after curry, naan bread and wine later!I'm flicking through the wardrobe deciding what to wear tonight
What a way to live
Hold your phone high & live your best life!!!
Covering the bottles with a text box to build suspense. Sad bastard!!!I'm flicking through the wardrobe deciding what to wear tonight
What a way to live
Why huv ye no prepared yer outfit a week in advance? Ah hope ye've at least goat yer fake tan sorted #tittyheartpumpsI'm flicking through the wardrobe deciding what to wear tonight
What a way to live
I hope he hurries up with da haul, ive just pee'd masele with de excitement and im running outta tena ladies.
Tell me aboot it hen! I dinnae noo what cleaning products I huv tae got far “Christmas”
I can't wait for him to describe how the Christmas scents of his cleaning products smell. Hope we get treated to the faces that he pulled when he tried to do a reel for that outdoor shite he was pretend gifted but really bought himself 
Imagine a man near 40, buzzing for the weekend to show off his cleaning products that he didn't need int he first place. make it make sense
Imagine a man near 40, buzzing for the weekend to show off his cleaning products that he didn't need int he first place. make it make sense I hope he holds them whilst he’s showing aff his goodies. It’s no the same if he’s no shaking like a shitting dugI can't wait for him to describe how the Christmas scents of his cleaning products smell. Hope we get treated to the faces that he pulled when he tried to do a reel for that outdoor shite he was pretend gifted but really bought himself
Surely he’s got to start assembling his christmas tat cave this weekend so its ready for the 1st November
I am just in awe of where it’s all going to go!
Can’t wait!
I am just in awe of where it’s all going to go!
Can’t wait!
I really don’t understand where the hell it’s all going to go especially two trees
basically he will need to move everything out of the sitting room to make space for all the decorations lol
Mad how am going to a Halloween event next week and this wee tadger is shagging his own arse with Christmas trees. I really think the DLA/PIP is for a learning disability and not his fake IBS. It’s the only thing that makes sense. I think that’s why I occasionally feel sorry for him because he’s clearly not all there.
Ma lovelie he says it’s ‘3 weeks this Saturday until it’s mission launch Christmas’ so am sorry to disappoint but I think he’s having us wait till the 12th November for his candy cane lame reveal. So aye.
Honest ta goad I read this completely wrang, I thought you wanted him to be clutching his wee man boobs doing the cleaning haul , back in to ma aine laine I go
Marion is a wee lassie pass it oan.
Mario saville shouldnae be thinking about wee girls bedrooms so aye peter file vibes hens
It wisnae Marion that posted it ma lovelie, wuz that small business he supports Home Bargains. Just reminded me of Marion getting aw horny ower candy cane decorations.
Ma lovely! We no need tae be seeing Mario’s beef burger nipples the nooHonest ta goad I read this completely wrang, I thought you wanted him to be clutching his wee man boobs doing the cleaning haul , back in to ma aine laine I go
Remember his xmas food haul from last year? Four different varieties of soft cheese, LEEDL criss, Ritz crackers, chocolate cake and Bucks Fizz. Am pyoor gutted that he didn't save it to a highlight because it was comedy gold.
Ah wiz ma kerry katona eyes deceiving me hen ...in true marion fashion I shot ma load too soon..so aye
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