Cleaning with Mario #83 10 times oota 10 Mario pays by Klarna. So Aye

[pearl jammer]

Why does the what I think is bacon look like a wee snake face to the left of the white dish. I can't unsee it, thought he was eating some sort of bug. Looks rank.

So there is There’s quite literally snakes everywhere oan that app, even in his dinner…

 

[twilightgarden]

Why does the what I think is bacon look like a wee snake face to the left of the white dish. I can't unsee it, thought he was eating some sort of bug. Looks rank.

Hahaha omg it does! Wee bit o cobra for tea so aye. Snakes oan this app, snakes in ma tea

So there is There’s quite literally snakes everywhere oan that app, even in his dinner…

Great minds hen!

 

[GiftedNotFree]

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Screaming 🫣 she’s the cutest wee cat but she really does absolutely hate his guts. I’ve never seen a cat look so furious all the tome! imagine actually LIVING with Mario though poor wee thing.

 

[sadsoupbowl]

For the wiki...
Singing.
''I wanna dance with somebody'' by Whitney Houston.

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Some chanter

 

[doreenforeen]

So i think one is a hunters chicken and the other is the curried chicken skewer.

99% beige anyway

I thought katsu chicken is that pan the menu

 

[#noinfluencer]

Oooh bum gravy the night hens. Loving the bespoke pedigree chum dinners, so aye. He'll have his arse deep in that litter tray the night, like the filthy animal he is.

Oh god ....

 

[Ferguson]

He probably thinks the Hunter’s Chicken is pure boujee exotic as well

I'm surprised he hasnae goan oot for paella & sangria tae take him back tae his Ibiza days.

 

[peachy-keen]

I don’t know and need to get to know, but did Deek have rayne before sharty marty turned up? Or did they get her together?

 

[TrashPanda69]

If Marion reads here then he would know that he has been passed over for exactly this reason. My friend is director of a social media agency running major campaigns in Scotland and is based in Glasgow. Mario is considered by them to be to be unsuitable for even the smallest most local campaign due to his foul mouth, his rants on stories and his unpredictability. One comment - referring to a campaign promoting Glasgow tourism - regarding Mario was that they want to showcase the best of Glasgow and encourage people to come to visit - not put them off . He was summed up in one word ‘rancid’.

Mario has no niche, if you look at the Scottish Influencer Awards categories, there is no place for Mario.

Food - garlic & sodium tomato soup and boiled mince
Drink - red cola and sweet wine
Health & Wellbeing - sharting / we move / alleged death threats / just get on with it / buy seasonal pre landfill to treat depression.
Family - no loyalty there.
Travel - McGills buses
Lifestyle - scheme rat
Interiors & Design - bespoke fablon & buckled shelves
Arts & culture - Whitney, Elvis and a touch of Marilyn
Style - somewhere between Delboy Trotter and Charity shop
Beauty - buckled teeth, pores like craters and lips that look like he has snogged the cheese grater
Visual - 47 consecutive posts of candy canes
Inspiration - inspires the weans to stick in at school with the threat ‘ youse could end up like Mario’

This needs to go on the wiki absolutely spot on

 

[Babybail93]

I don’t know and need to get to know, but did Deek have rayne before sharty marty turned up? Or did they get her together?

They got Rayne together. He called it “Rayne” because it was raining when they brought her home. What a bleep

 

[menopausalmargrit]

What the duck is “Mission launch Xmas”?

 

[Popper]

For someone with severe, bespoke IBS and a shart card, he sure does get through a lot of cheap curry.

He doesn’t have IBS, he has a tit diet. Nae debates

 

[Poptart]

What the duck is “Mission launch Xmas”?

It seems an awfully big statement for someone who can't launch a fart without the risk of shitting themselves.

 

[Madge2022]

They got Rayne together. He called it “Rayne” because it was raining when they brought her home. What a bleep

If I hadn't got to know Marion I'd have thought you were making that up.

 

[Babybail93]

If I hadn't got to know Marion I'd have thought you were making that up.

Him and his life are so ridiculous that everything seems far fetched and that he would be a parody account

 

[Madge2022]

It seems an awfully big statement for someone who can't launch a fart without the risk of shitting themselves.

Mebbes he's gonni base his Xmas launch oan sticky Vikki, Xmas baubles launched out his Shereen Nanjiani.

 

[Babybail93]

Mebbes he's gonni base his Xmas launch oan sticky Vikki, Xmas baubles launched out his Shereen Nanjiani.

Could you imagine the state they’d come out in?

 

[Madge2022]

Could you imagine the state they’d come out in?

Canni look any worse that his decor last year

 

[peachy-keen]

They got Rayne together. He called it “Rayne” because it was raining when they brought her home. What a bleep

That’s just bloody tragic

 

[Popper]

He needs to launch his Christmas mission right oot the window just like Rain did.