The stench a wealth aff you hen wid knock yi inate next week!!!When I lived in an ex council flat I had an 8ft Christmas the ceilings are high so plenty of room. I did only have one tree though. Now I have a house in the country I get to have two trees in each of my living rooms. Think I might go for a candy cane theme this year......
I'm going to have to follow him again for this shitshow how will he dress the top of it? He'll only be able to reach half way up! 
Back in yer ain lane I think you forget ma lovelies he uses battery lights...not just multiple lights but 100s even more so now with the Forrest tree in their front roomThe ‘lecky company will be smelling the wealth with the amount of money he will be pumping into his meter
better stock up on more blankets Mazza cause that heating isnae going on this winter , nae debates
Weans like sweeties hen, that’s all am sayingI've just noticed lovelies out all this Christmas crap there isn't one Santa thing or an Elf or snowman?
Just all candy lane this candy lane that candy candy candy... Soo ayye it's no very Christmassy is it? More like a sweet shop but only at Christmas
Back in yer ain lane I think you forget ma lovelies he uses battery lights...not just multiple lights but 100s even more so now with the Forrest tree in their front room
I just bought a 7ft tree from John Lewis and I paid £300 (smell the wealth) I can’t wait to see him trying to get that snowy tree out the box the snow goes everywhere just need to look at it and it moults it will be like a blizzard …his bedsit is that small it will look like a real life snow globe
There is no way Deekz got him that.
. Turns oot aw this time he’s just been speaking German
only thing I can think of is he's going to tie a line between the plastic trees to dry the bleep washings. Daft twit prob thinks it'll get a good airing 
I’ve a few threads to catch up on my lovelies, I took a comma fae oor Martin for a few week.
Marioisms continue to haunt me in real life, spotted the word “warum” oan the back of my other half’s moisturiser
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Our bespokes speak German and this is a favourite word. Warum means why.Rule of thumb is 100 lights per foot of tree. That’s a sh’t load of lights for his 2 tress I’m the living room and his pop up pine in the bedroom.We got a new 7ft tree last year and I was shocked by how bloody massive it was. I was stressed oot decorating the bugger it took forever, also two sets of (plug in) lights. You’ll no get away with your pishy wee battery lights on that bad boy Mario .
I can't wait for the lights journey.
The new 7ft tree, the skinny bedroom tree and the candy cane tree. I’m actually lost for words. Imagine having / storing 3 Christmas trees in a one bedroom flat fucckkkk offff!
