Cleaning with Mario #81 Annual leave time and lo and behold, Shartin Martin has got the cold

[#noinfluencer]

Sounds like the hinting paid off. You greedy, tight hole, Mario if that's the case
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Begging bastard! Then again, simple things make simple people happy - we know the comedown will come well before Christmas and we'll be laughing. Again. #deserved

 

[Seonag]

Wow he’s found his watch we can all sleep tonight . How can people seriously follow him ? He’s the most boring person on Instagram . Apart buying tat and making a tit of himself he’s nothing interesting to say or show .

 

[Buttons13]

For the love of God (and the planet) someone stop him buying more crap!! I seen Glasgow aren't doing a Christmas Market this year so might take the weans to Seedyhill to see this spectacle. Also seen Hinch promoting Ava May Aromas. Bet Mario is pure fumin!!

 

[Whenthelightsturntostars]

This needs to go on the Wiki. #shitegate

Thread title suggestion (no ma quote): The shite was flying from hisself like her in bridesmaids in the street.

 

[Poptart]

This needs to go on the Wiki. #shitegate

Thread title suggestion (no ma quote): The shite was flying from hisself like her in bridesmaids in the street.

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I think my lunch is gonna come back up

 

[Madge2022]

Sounds like the hinting paid off. You greedy, tight hole, Mario if that's the case
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A 40 yo man spending his week off work trying to track down pretend lollipops.

Here's hoping he's right aboot the world hardly turning, cos ah want tae get aff and nae debates.

 

[Whenthelightsturntostars]

I think my lunch is gonna come back up

Sorry hen X

 

[Madge2022]

This needs to go on the Wiki. #shitegate

Thread title suggestion (no ma quote): The shite was flying from hisself like her in bridesmaids in the street.

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I have no words.

 

[menopausalmargrit]

This needs to go on the Wiki. #shitegate

Thread title suggestion (no ma quote): The shite was flying from hisself like her in bridesmaids in the street.

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And on todays episode of things that never happened. And I mean the text, not the shite flying from him.

Also, what pals?

 

[Madge2022]

Correct me if I'm wrang, but isn't that
last delightful screenshot from when he was leaving the toilet having shat through the eye of a needle and realises Hannah is there?

It is indeed, mebbes he thought it was the klarna debt collectors.

 

[Whenthelightsturntostars]

I have no words.

I'm shocked he hasn't deleted it yet. He's definitely no right in the head.

 

[Madge2022]

I'm shocked he hasn't deleted it yet. He's definitely no right in the head.

He's got shite flying oot both holes with the amount of he talks.

 

[other things online]

Wow he’s found his watch we can all sleep tonight . How can people seriously follow him ? He’s the most boring person on Instagram . Apart buying tat and making a tit of himself he’s nothing interesting to say or show .

I only follow him so afterwards a can come onto tattle and read peoples comments, you lot make me pish..

ma lovelies am genuinely no well - no like this muppet, so am laid oan the sofa am going to treat ma self to his highlights, no seen them in a while

 

[Badaboom]

So he found his watch, what happened to the apple watch he bought? Never see that anymore

 

[Freefalling]

Pals are not folk you talk to on 'that app' they are snakes Maz, the coo's are a prime example of that

I'd love to be proven wrong and see any actual friend of his but quite obviously they don't exist. I follow his brother in law, they lead a fabulous life, socialising, shows etc i know which McKnight I'd prefer to befriend

 

[mariosmafia7]

I have no words.

He’s just pure trying to copy that Andrew wheatcroft he pure fancies. He posted a text from his pal about shitting himself this morning. Not an original thought in his head. We all know he has nae pals

 

[Freefalling]

So he found his watch, what happened to the apple watch he bought? Never see that anymore

Pawned it hen

 

[#noinfluencer]

It is indeed, mebbes he thought it was the klarna debt collectors.

Haha!! He's no looker now but duck me he was ROUGH back then - I'm surprised the junkies downstairs didnae take him under their wing!

I have no words.

More BULLSHIT to try and up his engagement due to running out of Christmas chat because most people are still enjoying the autumnal sunshine. And who are these pals, Marlon? Apart from a few weird Insta huns you talk you, they're no your friends as they take the piss out of you.

JUST STOP LYING FOR 5 MINUTES!

 

[SuzyE]

This needs to go on the Wiki. #shitegate

Thread title suggestion (no ma quote): The shite was flying from hisself like her in bridesmaids in the street.

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Who in their right mind posts something like that to the public. Seriously he's so crass!. Of all the content he could make up and he picks that

 

[Whenthelightsturntostars]

Pawned it hen

It's now a 7ft tree