Cleaning with Mario #81 Annual leave time and lo and behold, Shartin Martin has got the cold

[PennyPop]

We bought a 7ft tree last year (smell the wealth) and we had to take it back and swap it for a 6ft because it was too tall for our standard height living room! Good luck Marion, hen!!

 

[Madge2022]

The wee tit’s going to recreate this, isn’t he
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At first glance ah thought it wiz the two hobbits and nae debates!

Also the Paisley winter festival is returning this year for the first time since covid. Wonder if the king of Xmas will attend

He's opening it ma lovelie.

 

[Doodlebug71]

Wheres the bleep gonna put his bleep washing hens ?

 

[Madge2022]

Dear lord he needs help . Stop lying Mario you bought it .Doubt Derek could manage to carry that .

Naw, just naw.

 

[Blanche Hunt]

“Derek got me/Derek treatit me” is Marion’s “the dug ate ma homework”.

 

[Madge2022]

Wheres the bleep gonna put his bleep washing hens ?

On top of the Christmas presents lying on his bedroom floor. I feel like writing tae his brother at River City HQ and tell him Martin Skellington needs an intervention.

 

[Caw1982]

Hahahaha 7ft I’ve got visions of him lifting wee man Derk to put the star on the top of the tree….. then realised that ain’t going to happen as the trees going to be poking through the ceiling in the bedsit above!!!

 

[#noinfluencer]

On top of the Christmas presents lying on his bedroom floor. I feel like writing tae his brother at River City HQ and tell him Martin Skellington needs an intervention.

Can you imagine the sheer level of tat and amount of Christmas trees Mario would have in an actual hoose, even a 2 bed one with a decent size front/back garden? He'd even have a bleeping grotto, wouldn't he?

 

[thatsnotstrictlytrue]

Wheres the bleep gonna put his bleep washing hens ?

I know. It’s stressing me out more than it should just thinking about it

 

[teaandgoss101]

7ft …..7 bleeping ft.

what an absolute bleep !

he really has no idea how big that is does he… absolute moron !

 

[Lady Bug]

OK neither of them could carry a 7ft tree unless it was made of candy floss. So he's ordered it and had it delivered. This is starting to feel uncomfortable to watch he's completely losing the plot.

 

[teaandgoss101]

On top of the Christmas presents lying on his bedroom floor. I feel like writing tae his brother at River City HQ and tell him Martin Skellington needs an intervention.

Do it

 

[peachy-keen]

Omg the way I ran to read the comments here when I saw that tree

 

[SuzyE]

Calling him Instagram royalty. Another thick influencer

 

[Babybail93]

Cannae wait tae see the tree up!

 

[Poptart]

A 7 foot tree?! bleeping madness in that flat but I am SO here for it!

 

[teatwo]

Also the Paisley winter festival is returning this year for the first time since covid. Wonder if the king of Xmas will attend

He’s turning the lights on hen

 

[SuzyE]

A 7 foot tree?! bleeping madness in that flat but I am SO here for it!

Get the popcorn ready lads/lasses, this is going to be brilliant

 

[Pandasnooks]

Whys he bought himself a tree that's 3 times the height of himself?

 

[IsaPeoplehuvtaeknow]

Fab title and speech @Madge2022

I need!...Ah shut up you whiney, self entitled man child, and grow the feck up!.
Seriously, he needs throat punched
Mario, this sort of thing isn't normal, how can you not see?!.
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His home bargains are utter shite but also doesn't stop him spunking his petty cash in there every other day.