A lot of sap. Not just in the tree.
Cleaning with Mario #81 Annual leave time and lo and behold, Shartin Martin has got the cold
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Derek bought it hen
Pull the other one Mario, itโs got sleigh bells on it. So aye
Derek paid fur it... he just doesn't know yetDerek bought it hen
Pull the other one Mario, itโs got sleigh bells on it. So aye
He's got to be taking the piss, surely?
We know he's the wan buying all this tit and no Derek or his invisible friends, but I think he's trolling us with that tree and that he's bought it purely to get our attention, the sad fucker! 
I stay in an old tenement (with large bay windows, smell the wealth) and I wouldnโt dream of having a 7 foot tree in here but here he is in a 2m2 living room putting up 2 tress. I must sound like a broken down record but how can he be bothered?
How will he reach the top? Will they have their wee elf outfits on Deed Deek slumped up and Marion on his shoulders? He don't even own a chair to stand on.
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for Deed Deek his own special hearts Rangers and all that 
Martin will use his tree ladder from last year to toss the decoration awn it and Deek will climb up behind him to give his fat arse a shove, lifting him higher because the chump will naturally put a photo of his gormless self as the Angel.How will he reach the top? Will they have their wee elf outfits on Deed Deek slumped up and Marion on his shoulders? He don't even own a chair to stand on.
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Has he had a brain fart?. The stupid bastards never been off the gram
I've put Mario's face on it, but it still looks like the other fella.*I don't know if we're allowed to post links, but please delete if needed and don't ban me, please!*
If this ain't Melv....
They'll not teach the top hen, so aye.How will he reach the top? Will they have their wee elf outfits on Deed Deek slumped up and Marion on his shoulders? He don't even own a chair to stand on.
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On my Facebook feed tonight โฆGo on Marion, I Dare You !
Scotlands Home of the Year Christmas Special. To quote the advert
โ If you love the festive season and your home looks like a Winter Wonderland at Christmas , get in touchโ
Camera pans round Paisley, spotlight on Seedhill, knocks on no 11 โฆ โ Hello my lovelies, come in, log onto the Wi-Fi , the code is on the wall and please check in on Instagram, welcome to our Hoose which I have just gutted for youse coming and donโt photolast seasons the autumn shite behind the sofaโ
Scotlands Home of the Year Christmas Special. To quote the advert
โ If you love the festive season and your home looks like a Winter Wonderland at Christmas , get in touchโ
Camera pans round Paisley, spotlight on Seedhill, knocks on no 11 โฆ โ Hello my lovelies, come in, log onto the Wi-Fi , the code is on the wall and please check in on Instagram, welcome to our Hoose which I have just gutted for youse coming and donโt photo
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Come Rayne, do us proud when the trees go up 
Seriously though, whereโs that poor cat going to go? Isnโt there a tree in the bedroom too for her to ruin? Poor thing is going to be locked in the highfootfall area day and night. He wants reporting to RSPCA.
Seriously though, whereโs that poor cat going to go? Isnโt there a tree in the bedroom too for her to ruin? Poor thing is going to be locked in the highfootfall area day and night. He wants reporting to RSPCA.
And how exactly does he know he has a full on time coming at work? Is polishing computers and splashing bleach down the lav seasonal? Silly little bleep.
Hahahaha 7ft
OMG!!
Well this thread has bleeping killed me the night hens! Have visions of Derek hurling himself at the tree, Buddy the elf style, whilst stoned oot of his orange brain
for his favourite spot And he hasn't started on the Christmas decorations yet
Full on ahead as if he's bleeping Santa Clause himself
I don't want to belittle his job but he works what 16 hours a week as a "healthy" "young" man? I say healthy and young but I think my gran who's diet was 90% salt, smoked 40 a day and used about 20 different inhalers had more life in her than him, and she went away tae that place abroad every year tae.
Telling ye I'm here for the Christmas tress journey and the breakdown. This 7ft tree is going to be mirror gate all over again but the opposite issue it'll be 2 big and he'll say its fine then it'll be gone.
I don't want to belittle his job but he works what 16 hours a week as a "healthy" "young" man? I say healthy and young but I think my gran who's diet was 90% salt, smoked 40 a day and used about 20 different inhalers had more life in her than him, and she went away tae that place abroad every year tae.
Telling ye I'm here for the Christmas tress journey and the breakdown. This 7ft tree is going to be mirror gate all over again but the opposite issue
it'll be 2 big and he'll say its fine then it'll be gone.The โlecky company will be smelling the wealth with the amount of money he will be pumping into his meter
better stock up on more blankets Mazza cause that heating isnae going on this winter , nae debates
better stock up on more blankets Mazza cause that heating isnae going on this winter , nae debates
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