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Huz Martin kidnapped you and you are trying to gie us clues so polis kin find ye?
I'm fewmin with oor Madge, might get my eyelashes Permed and new lips fitted to make myself extra sexy.Omfg I’m
Oh ffs ma Kerry Katonas huv jist clocked it. It wuz aw the hair that threw me.
He looks like a cooncil version of the guy fae scooter
The dancing Michael fella loves himself, it's really cringe. The sort of fella who licks your face to be all sexy.He looks like a cooncil version of the guy fae scooter
What he means is, Derek's cards been maxed out until his statements been paid
Oh piss off you creepy freak. As if you go to the cinema
Oh piss off you creepy freak. As if you go to the cinema
Don’t think Sky Tv have a ‘British Tv’ option. On the wee dodgy box aye Marion?
More wintum clothes to sit in the house and do nothing. Surely he could just buy good quality clothes and have a summer and winter wardrobe like most of us. Obv I buy some new stuff but not a full wardrobe every year.What he means is, Derek's cards been maxed out until his statements been paid
Oh piss off you creepy freak. As if you go to the cinema
I did wonder when he was going to post the trailer for the Whitney filum. Imagine him in showcase mid song shouting, SING IT HEN!
Bets on when that warped shelf will actually collapse I’m hoping middle of the night which will cause him to shart the bed and Rayn to get such a fright she claws the face off him and for Deek to get PTSD fae his two minutes in the armed forces and wreck the hoose I’ve thought way too much about this 
I’m hoping middle of the night which will cause him to shart the bed and Rayn to get such a fright she claws the face off him and for Deek to get PTSD fae his two minutes in the armed forces and wreck the hoose I’ve thought way too much about this 
Haha!!! duck you Maz this troll saw Whit on her final tour. She was off her barnett and missed the start to 'I Will Always Love You' a few times. She got Bobbie Christina to come to the side of the stage, mumbled some tit into the mic, then smashed the song. It still gives me tingles.
See, you see tit like that when you don'tshart piss all your money up B&Ms wall (aisles)!!!!
See, you see tit like that when you don't
They are the Irish tv channels!
No idea why but "substation" has truly made me lolSo there’s the main drinks station with mugs and stuff on it, then there’s this new substation, which has space for 2 more mugs, and three tiny ikea spice jars containing enough stuff to make two drinks.
Somewhere there’s a cupboard dedicated to storing the stuff needed to fill up the mini jars
This thread is pure comedy gold. I just laugh at every comment. You lot are pure bespoke
Posting the Whitney trailer because Andrew did
You're all giving me the bespoke fear
We are going to Lapland this year and I hate being frozen. I can get pissed at home for free 
Margrit ma lovelie, I think we need to get oorsels wee 6 hour a week jobs polishin truncheons so we can afford whole new summer and wintum wardrobes every year. I would say wee Marion own more clothes than me, Mr Cherry and our 4 weans put together!
I think a day trip, maybe two nights max would’ve been enough. We done all the activities - huskie ride, reindeer sleigh ride, snow jets, etc on day one then wasn’t much else to do. I like the but it was minus 18 degrees when we were there, when you breathed in it felt like the hairs in your nose froze.You're all giving me the bespoke fear
Top tip, get booze from duty free and get wrecked with the log fire on.
Edited to say I like the cold, not I like the coke!
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