It's that wee they could probably step over it"High footfall" absolutely kills me every single timethere's only two of them in there and they never have visitors...it just makes me absolutely howl laughing
Are you married to Martin?
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Omg this is life. Its wee wonky jaw peekin oot fur me mah loveleh
It was seen across Scotland and Northern Ireland. Nae joke, I also wondered if Marion had set off some fireworks or something
The glow of all his wax melts and chemical cleaners.It was seen across Scotland and Northern Ireland. Nae joke, I also wondered if Marion had set off some fireworks or something
Shes been lurking on here and thinks she's winding everyone up by pretending she pure canny wait for Christmas.
She dusny youse that app to reach out to her lovelies, it's all for us and it's so obvious.
A few folk on here mentioned she'll be on to Christmas soon and bam there she is thinking shes got one up oan us aw.
Living in her head rent free.
Also is Autumn been and gone now? I was looking forward to the crunchy leaves but looks like I missed it. Lasted a whole 2 weeks.
She dusny youse that app to reach out to her lovelies, it's all for us and it's so obvious.
A few folk on here mentioned she'll be on to Christmas soon and bam there she is thinking shes got one up oan us aw.
Living in her head rent free.
Also is Autumn been and gone now? I was looking forward to the crunchy leaves but looks like I missed it. Lasted a whole 2 weeks.
He's forgotten about Autumn cos we don't get the fantasy version here. It just gets dark early, and the leaves don't crunch, they're wet and soggy, like Mario walking to work through the sludgy leaves and dog tit. Christmas is the same, all he has is cheap plastic shite, not a big house with open fires, nice home cooking, family. It's all a tragic wank fantasy cos he, and others can't face reality.
She’s definitely been reading here Again!!! Thinks she’s wide trying to wind tattlers up with the utter shite it posts but it’s far too dumb to actually see how much of a fanny he’s making of himself. I’ll say it again both of them have learning difficulties! Nae debates!!!!!
Ma lovelie, did you make your hot chocolate in a Velveteer and use a hot chocolate station? Smell the wealth.Buckelt! Actually snorted ma hot chocolate and spat it doon ma fluffy jammies
Or did you do it like me and do it the old fashioned way? “Guts” his borrowers bedsit like he’s some sort of proud uncle that will hardly take home long! Then has to have a lie doon ! What on earth is this guy on ?? Try coming to clean my 4 bedroom house with 3 toilets, with a husband, 2 children, 2 dogs and see how that sooks up your energy mario !!! Absolutely deluded you are !!!!
I know we take the piss out of him and he thinks he’s being wide by posting more and more about autumn / winter, but when you actually think about it….. sitting in your flat posting pictures of CHRISTMAS TREES in September…. It’s genuinely tragic.
He's the local nutcase who focuses on a thing, and pursues it to the bitter end, despite knowing deep down he looks like a tit.
E.G. Christmas lights outside your house you can see from space. Pursuing the royal family while dressed in a union Jack suit. Collecting vast amounts of ornaments/dolls/jigsaws/garden gnomes. Tipping point is appearing in the local press with them taking the piss. Yes Mario, you've already reached this level.
Bung it in the microwave ma lovelie?Ma lovelie, did you make your hot chocolate in a Velveteer and use a hot chocolate station? Smell the wealth.
Well…… since I’m as common as muck I did it…. Wait for it…. The old fashioned wayMa lovelie, did you make your hot chocolate in a Velveteer and use a hot chocolate station? Smell the wealth.
Good lord Martin, what a sad little life.
Sounds like the remix has been put together by someone having a stroke.
Sounds like the remix has been put together by someone having a stroke.
Wee lassie thinks she's skiing.
NIGHT OUT? We have seen the videos of him 2 stepping whilst staring at his feet!
Those pit stains get me every time
ChickenLittle/TattyTits, I will need to see footage of your shoes flying aff or it didn't happen. So forth and so aye.
Deed Deek has awready bought oor Marion her bespoke, made tae order, sold oot everywhere in taiwan manbag tae match the Goochay sannies fur his Xmas hens, I Goat a sneek peak better watch oot fur her postin on the stories aboot it then he'll absolutely crash the Wish app wae orders hens.
Forget smell the wealth, smell the stench.Those pit stains get me every time
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