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This is Martin caught dancing in B and M car park when Shania came oan.Shoes off?!what’s he do cartwheels on the dance floor?
Calm doon, Mavis - it's a bleeping remix - a shite one at that! 
And nobody wants to go out with you - they don't want to come to the flat in Beirut because they'd either be gassed out with fumes from all the sprays/wax melts or will have to do a Krypton Factor style challenge to enable them to move from one room to the other, safely. 
He really is a bellend, isn't he?
And nobody wants to go out with you - they don't want to come to the flat in Beirut because they'd either be gassed out with fumes from all the sprays/wax melts or will have to do a Krypton Factor style challenge to enable them to move from one room to the other, safely. He really is a bellend, isn't he?
Ye need tae dae mair of these doll, absolutely creased! Reminds me of the Facebook thing where they have sketch from inbetweeners nightclub and add loads of different songs
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Aye ma lovelie, I use my microwave and heat up the milk in the cup or a jug if for more than me.
Sharty pants feels like a women, pass it on
We did that with the weans a few years ago and I nearly came back a divorced wummin. I had visions in ma head which was nothing like reality. Son was too young and we were all frozen and hubby had a face like a skelped arse the whole time
Autumn reality is you cannae get your bleep washings dry
What a sad bastard you are, Mario that you have to ask complete strangers on social media for a night out.
Now l have an image of him line dancing
Now l have an image of him line dancing
I said we should’ve done the day trip but my ex and the other couple we were with wanted to the five days. bleeping five days in deepest darkest Finland. And everything was bleeping extortionate too.We did that with the weans a few years ago and I nearly came back a divorced wummin. I had visions in ma head which was nothing like reality. Son was too young and we were all frozen and hubby had a face like a skelped arse the whole time
Autumn reality is you cannae get your bleep washings dry
Having a mental breakdoon
Everybody Else : Sees a Doctor, Gets Medicated, Seeks therapy, Gets well. . .
Vs.
Marion: Buys a big arse red & white Balloon arch and is ABSALOOTLY FINEEEEE. . .
Everybody Else : Sees a Doctor, Gets Medicated, Seeks therapy, Gets well. . .
Vs.
Marion: Buys a big arse red & white Balloon arch and is ABSALOOTLY FINEEEEE. . .
Pleeeeeease one of the clever people on here make a pic of him line dancing. Pleeeeeeeeeese!!!!What a sad bastard you are, Mario that you have to ask complete strangers on social media for a night out.
Now l have an image of him line dancing
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Ah hud a wee bespoke day aff, but checked wurk emails. Someone has sent an email roon starting hello my lovelies, well ah didnae read any mair of it and forwarded it straight to HR demanding they deal with the troll #deserved
Hello ma lovelies hope youse are all well? I’m no longer a shade of grey like our Marion , as been sunning myself abroad ! That remix ! I have my £5 hooker shoes at the ready Marion ! Tell me when and where
First attempt....
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Splendid!
Second attempt...could play this game all night but this app isnae ma joab, ma joab is ma joab. Tonight I'm no going to ma joab but I am going out so might do a few more for this app that iasnae ma joab but is cute and cosey and gorgeous later! Spine bright ma lovelies.
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Ye canni go oot when it's autumnly, huv ye no goat a hot chocolate station and fishy leaves, why dae ye need tae go oot? #gettaeknow
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