I’ve said the same on here before, he wishes his life away constantly. Always glad it’s Friday, always posting ‘we got this’ and other similar quotes. Can’t he just bloody enjoy his life and if he’s so glad it’s Friday so that he has the weekend off from truncheon polishing then he could go and get a job that he enjoys and finds rewarding!
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Press play on both of the vides at the same timeSorry ma dolls, a bit late, found these vides hiding behind the sofa. so I'm posting them for the wiki (I can and I will)
Affronted he is...
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If Martin didn't buy stuff he literally would have zero content. He is one sad individual.
Buy's shite from B&M.
Goes to Castle Avicci.
Spoons Breakfast.
Waves in the hall mirror.
Posts photo's/reels of America in Autumn/Winter.
Videos the footpath while walking to work. SAD SAD SAD SAD SAD.
Buy's shite from B&M.
Goes to Castle Avicci.
Spoons Breakfast.
Waves in the hall mirror.
Posts photo's/reels of America in Autumn/Winter.
Videos the footpath while walking to work. SAD SAD SAD SAD SAD.
Keep up ma lovelie, in Martin's wurld autumn has been and gone, we ur now approaching wintum, wunner if we will get a bespoke wintum reminder countdown
That must be how wee Deek feels like aw the time. Heid burst!Press play on both of the vides at the same time
This has to be a contender for the next thread title
Think that the only ‘wood’ he’ll be getting off of Dopey Derek these days
if I was Dezza I’d grab the cat and run like duck while Marion is mincing round B&M shoving more tat in his basket
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Why the "thank duck" it's Friday? 
What's he doing differently this weekend? Naff all, that's what, bloody idiot! 
I've worked all week aside from yesterday and I'm working all weekend seeing as we're closed on Monday, so I'll be more than glad to finish on Sunday, knowing I've put in extra overtime.
Lazy, good for nothing turd.
What's he doing differently this weekend? Naff all, that's what, bloody idiot! I've worked all week aside from yesterday and I'm working all weekend seeing as we're closed on Monday, so I'll be more than glad to finish on Sunday, knowing I've put in extra overtime. Lazy, good for nothing turd.
Well, I bet the wee hobbit has his tea out tonightWhy the "thank duck" it's Friday?
Lazy, good for nothing turd.
….away to decide what to COOK tonight
First celebrity crush, think he stayed in that era with his hair and dress sense aswell
Hello ma lovelies 
I've never known anyone wish their live away as much as wee Shartin Martin.
What we got in store for the weekend?
I'm thinking.....
Announcement that Candy Cane Lane is being replaced with a new bespoke style.
Breakfast at spoons
Tea at JamJars
Wintum coat on
Bus trip
Wee hot chocolate from the bespoke station
I've never known anyone wish their live away as much as wee Shartin Martin.
What we got in store for the weekend?
I'm thinking.....
Announcement that Candy Cane Lane is being replaced with a new bespoke style.
Breakfast at spoons
Tea at JamJars
Wintum coat on
Bus trip
Wee hot chocolate from the bespoke station
I can’t imagine a life with absolutely nothing to look forward too or any plans.Hello ma lovelies
I've never known anyone wish their live away as much as wee Shartin Martin.
What we got in store for the weekend?
I'm thinking.....
Announcement that Candy Cane Lane is being replaced with a new bespoke style.
Breakfast at spoons
Tea at JamJars
Wintum coat on
Bus trip
Wee hot chocolate from the bespoke station
The old hot chocolate station was absolutely chocka block. Now this one will also spill out into the side 
All for two people!
All for two people!
Deek deffo drink Chocomel
He’s going tae take us oan a wee diabetes jurneh this Wintum ma lovelies!
Be absolutely grim wouldn't it.
Oooh wait he DOES have something tae look farward too.
Watching his prepaid meter tick over into emergency credit cos his spent his cost of living on a neon
Where is that by the way?
Aye and we Marion doesn’t like sweet stuff!
Rude! Martin huz a wee bus trip tae East Kilbride planned ah'm sure, ain lane and nae debates #mcgills
Is that street speak fur hash ma lovelie?
High footfall area #gettaeknow
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