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I’m praying for the IKEA wardrobe to buckle and collapse under all that seasonal bedding and clothing that he has! I’mBets on when that warped shelf will actually collapseI’m hoping middle of the night which will cause him to shart the bed and Rayn to get such a fright she claws the face off him and for Deek to get PTSD fae his two minutes in the armed forces and wreck the hoose
at the shart the bed comment. 
i could afford a new Primark wardrobe every year and season but instead I choose to spend my money on holidays, days out, weekends away and things that will give me lasting memories. Plus am sure hen that our wardrobes are full of quality and sustainable clothes that mean we don’t have to continually renew them.
The bath scene #spoileralert where she dies, he wull be shouting fae the rooftoaps Whitney, pull the plug and save yerself lassie!
Surprised wee Deek allows them in the bespoke bedsit, what with his army medal ...ah mean badge and his
penchantsSmell the wealth coming fae you Margrit, full new wardrobes, days oot and holidays.
I like quality clothes, even for my weans!Margrit kidding oan poshness, been at jam jars #deserved mair than Martin and nae debatesSmell the wealth coming fae you Margrit, full new wardrobes, days oot and holidays.
What’s Jam Jars ma lovelie?Margrit kidding oan poshness, been at jam jars #deserved mair than Martin and nae debates
A very exclusive establishment in Paisley ma lovelie, think cooncil dinners.What’s Jam Jars ma lovelie?
Huv a wee jurney in his wiki if ye huvnae already #gettaeknow
Hopefully that wee link works, if no click on wiki button at tap oaf the page. Tonsa luv M
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Just got in and am crying laughing at this!!!!
You inspired me to keep going with the line dancing theme ....
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Have you be taking LSD ma lovelie?
Thanks ma lovelie, I think I did see the stories from Jam Jar but I forgot about it as am im Aberdeenshire and not local to Marion. I certainly wouldn’t want to eat in a place that serves food that looks like that so it’s best forgotten.A very exclusive establishment in Paisley ma lovelie, think cooncil dinners.
Huv a wee jurney in his wiki if ye huvnae already #gettaeknow
Hopefully that wee link works, if no click on wiki button at tap oaf the page. Tonsa luv M
No I just got tae know what a wild night oot dancin‘ and leg kickin with our Mazda would be like, can’t tell you how I got tae know as I like to keep some things private on this app, coz this app is no ma Moab, ma joab is ma joab.
*Now off to delete all my screen shots. Anyone else crinch at their camera roll when showing a mate a genuine picture of something and have to scroll through a load of random screenshots!
Am deed
, every time you do an edit of wee Marion you have that sunflower lanyard. I wonder if he still wears it?!Aw the screenshots of Martin, ah hud tae delete aw ma wean's pictures tae make room fur them!
Did the Shania remix come oan and ye kicked off yer shoes and goat aw yer lassies up ma lovelie?
Erm did you see the picture? That’s a live picture of tonight’s leg kicking, Shania Twain bopping mega bingo line dancing night oot. It’s an authentic piccy ma lovelie. No fakes here. Nothing from Shein in ma posts, they are all the real deal. Mazda asked me not to share our fun adventures but since he doesny read here he won’t know ma lovelie. No snakes here on this app so don’t go and tell else I’ll know youse are all not shinning bright but snaking ma arse! (Now just outed where I was this evening, sorry I couldnae invite youse all along)Am deed
Oh Margrit hen you are absolutely honkin a lord islay ower there. Your affluence is burnin ma nose hairs, calm doon wae makin memories wae actual people that like yae aye? Bet you wish yae hud a boyfriend oot his tits on gabapentin aw day joost tae pit up wae yae and a cat that cannae wait tae use yer grave as litter boax, yoor joost jealous cause ma memory makin involves 2 Pickles and hawf pizza crunch oan a Tuesday eftur a wee night oot at the Mecca, and no the wan in the middle east hen thats no boujie enough, ah mean the wan where I need a dabber and so forth. Noo away and waft yer platinum current accounts and ISA somewhere else
You can just see him doing his head turn , hands flapping about in the cinema . Our Marion would defo be kicked out the cinema
He’d have tae request wee booster seats fae him and Colonel OrangeYou can just see him doing his head turn , hands flapping about in the cinema . Our Marion would defo be kicked out the cinema
Where's the arm rest holders fur his criss and juice?
Why does someone who is so stuck in the past wish their life away. It’s like a weird irony of some sort. It’s not Autumn yet ffs
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