Cleaning with Mario #79 Story time with Martin. Once upon a 876 dots of doom…

[ScottishMammy92]

Haven't been on over the weekend lovelies it's been a bit of a tough one.

Oor wee Betty (of shoving in Home Bargains fame) took a turn for the worse over the weekend and it's now a case of making her comfortable.

Finally caught up on the thread with a few coffees while we wait on the consultant coming back to update us. She always had a good laugh at these threads and if she had been a few years fitter Marion would have found himself upside down amongst the shampoos that day.

I'd appreciate if you could keep her in your thoughts. She's one hell of a woman. Thanks for the laughs tattlers

 

[hopethishelpsallthebest]

Now that the historical moment in history is all over with, it's back to talking about autumn, wintum, pumpkins and hog roasts and so forth.

 

[hopethishelpsallthebest]

Ma lovely, I'm trying tae get tae know.
Do you have a wee folder I your photos dedicated to oor Marion to enable you to create these bespoke pieces of art?

Ugh sadly no, they are all over the place, I have just over 33,000 photos on my phone. He's everywhere on it I'm too lazy to go through all of it, to delete him. God help if anyone went through my phone, and seen all this shit.

 

[hopethishelpsallthebest]

Ma lovelies, our wee elf has been so quiet the day, I think we're oan a wee barista jurney.

 

[hopethishelpsallthebest]

I see she was papped out in the wild, by a "lovelie"

 

[hopethishelpsallthebest]

The 80cm candy cane lame postbox is taller than the two hobbits I can picture the 2 of them trying to jump up to post their santa letters! He's a fucking pleb

Deek get tae fuck an post ya wee letty, and is that ya wee fucking boaby I can smell the noo?

 

[sad little life jane]

Anybudy else just use their normal bedding in December? Or is it just me? Asking fur maself - nae debates

 

[hopethishelpsallthebest]

He's a moth the day hens, nae debates oan ma post or you'll be BLOCKED!!! Capeesh?

 

[hopethishelpsallthebest]

Ma lovely we absolutely DO NOT need a visual of this.
Am still traumatised from ya previous work
Absolutely NAE DEBATES
So aye

Sorry ma lovelie, I cannae help it.

 

[Dawn Dayn]

The little freak is obviously bored, so more debt incoming
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Adults with Christmas bedding should be on a register.

 

[Madge2022]

Exclusive image of Martin using his lash fan.

Wee Deek would be better aff wi a girlfriend and a strap on, less high maintenance and a bigger tae Martin's

 

[Madge2022]

Wee Deek is getting Martin this fur his Christmas, hope Martin's already cleared a space.

 

[hopethishelpsallthebest]

Clean sheets the morrow hens, we aw know, pasta and cheese doesnae agree with his marmite motorway.

 

[hopethishelpsallthebest]

It's just tidy-ish clutter. He needs to have a long think, he's in danger of developing a proper hoarding issue, which would be miserable. Anyone remember Mr Trebus, poor old fella ended up shitting in carrier bags, burrowing into the one space he could sleep in, like a rat. Like Mario he was convinced he needed all his things, that they were useful, wouldn't listen to anyone else, are you listening to me Mario, stop while you can.

Aye he's definitely Mr Trebus, this is what's going to happen in 10 years time, if he doesnae stop this hoarding.

 

[hopethishelpsallthebest]

Oh my god ma lovelie, when I seen that postbox last night it dawned on my who he reminds me of, Michael Jackson. The impulsive purchases, high pitched whiney voice, grooming wee Deek, clinging onto childhood. Nae doubt about it, he’s a fucking creep.

Martin Jackson

 

[Whenthelightsturntostars]

Friggin hell. Two stations, but mind this one is bespoke!.
What a pair of dicks View attachment 1573611

Screenshooting and quotin masel.

Bingo!

Cleaning with Mario #78 Rats in the attic, snakes oan the app, a bespoke bedsit full of crap

I hope he washed them SHEIN Pjs before putting them on the dirty bastard ! Their clothes are well known for having fleas and mites ! Think we will be going on a house fumigation journeh soon ma lovelies 🤣

tattle.life

Treatit hisself for the wiki. Hot chocolate station £32

 

[MaidMarion]

Big secret eh mazda and hannah hens Doesn't take a rocket scientist to flip the pic and find out the name of one of those "bespoke scents" ... cheap as chips at £8 odd a bottle for Be Inspired in the scent "Thousand wishes" ...So Aye.

 

[ScottishMammy92]

Thank you for all your lovely comments it's really much appreciated. She's comfortable and that's all we can ask for at the moment. She's lived a hell of a life, but I'll be sure to mention in any forthcoming eulogy the time she had the absolute honour of being shoved by paisley's most famous instahun. The whole family will be beside themselves

Did Deek make that for him in community service? I am HOWLING.

I actually nudged poor B and said "come on Gran you'll need to open yer eyes and see what this wee fannies done now" but obviously she's had enough of his shite

Of course he needs two bespoke tea caddies...one for general tat yo gather stoor and one for the only two mugs he uses despite owning a hundred others

Hes trolling us I swear

 

[Madge2022]

My money is Ian a xmas wax melt collection in Marion’s name?! Telling you shartin Martins marvellous melts could be a thing

Scents include:
Scheme close
Sharts eau de Martin
Spoons breakfast
Rayn the wean litter tray
Wee Deek hash
Bum de la fort

Wax melts in the shape of daffy duck lips.

 

[Whenthelightsturntostars]

Hi, I’ve literally just discovered him today and asked just at the end of the last thread is he actually for real? I thought it was a piss take parody account and seriously is his nose real!! Please someone put me out of my misery and tell me about when he tried to contact the dead and what thread I find this on

Welcome.

He is real. You need a lethal drink and get ta know. Read his wiki.

Scents include:
Scheme close
Sharts eau de Martin
Spoons breakfast
Rayn the wean litter tray
Wee Deek hash
Bum de la fort

Wax melts in the shape of daffy duck lips.

Trick + Treatit
Fresh* wintum berries
Robin at the door
Smells like Gutted
Reframe yourself
Spine bright like a diamond

*Fresh berries from the freezer