Cleaning with Mario #79 Story time with Martin. Once upon a 876 dots of doom…

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Obviously his flat is a hovel but on a very logical and practical level…. Why would you want all this honest to goodness looking tat in your house?

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Total state.
 
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Obviously his flat is a hovel but on a very logical and practical level…. Why would you want all this honest to goodness looking tat in your house?

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Total state.
It's just tidy-ish clutter. He needs to have a long think, he's in danger of developing a proper hoarding issue, which would be miserable. Anyone remember Mr Trebus, poor old fella ended up shitting in carrier bags, burrowing into the one space he could sleep in, like a rat. Like Mario he was convinced he needed all his things, that they were useful, wouldn't listen to anyone else, are you listening to me Mario, stop while you can.
 
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A personally wouldnae huv an animal in that wee flat. Place must be honkin eh jobbies
Same hen. There is no way I'd have an indoor cat in a tiny wee flat like that. If it was spacious enough that you could distance yersel from the jobbies fair enough but his gaff must reek a shite.

Also it's not fair on baby gurul Rayn. She must be so bored in those 3 rooms 🙄 Real life prisoners get tae see more than she does.
 
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Whit happened to the last MDF hot chocolate station that he had last time? Took over the entire corner of the kitchen and I swear we only saw him use it one time 😂
 
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Whit happened to the last MDF hot chocolate station that he had last time? Took over the entire corner of the kitchen and I swear we only saw him use it one time 😂
Didn’t he make up so story about it getting destroyed when the boiler leaked? 😂
 
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Didn’t he make up so story about it getting destroyed when the boiler leaked? 😂
Aye he did. Another thing that he wanted rid of that mysteriously got ruined 🤥 he must think his followers are as dolly as he is. Like the falbon, tumble dryer, kettle, toaster etc before it.
 
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Aye he did. Another thing that he wanted rid of that mysteriously got ruined 🤥 he must think his followers are as dolly as he is. Like the falbon, tumble dryer, kettle, toaster etc before it.
Also the salmon beach towel and the padded mirror of nightmares.

Mair shite comes oot his mouth than his IBS riddled hoop.
 
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Honestly this thread 🤣🤣🤣. Fuckin funny you lot. Ive had to dig out the tener ladies i canny cope!!
 
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It's just tidy-ish clutter. He needs to have a long think, he's in danger of developing a proper hoarding issue, which would be miserable. Anyone remember Mr Trebus, poor old fella ended up shitting in carrier bags, burrowing into the one space he could sleep in, like a rat. Like Mario he was convinced he needed all his things, that they were useful, wouldn't listen to anyone else, are you listening to me Mario, stop while you can.
Aye he's definitely Mr Trebus, this is what's going to happen in 10 years time, if he doesnae stop this hoarding.
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Sadly there’s no way Rayn will be alive in 10 years time. Marlon Brando is killing her with fumes.
 
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Same hen. There is no way I'd have an indoor cat in a tiny wee flat like that. If it was spacious enough that you could distance yersel from the jobbies fair enough but his gaff must reek a shite.

Also it's not fair on baby gurul Rayn. She must be so bored in those 3 rooms 🙄 Real life prisoners get tae see more than she does.
"Honkin eh jobbies" & "reek a shite" - No ma quotes but had me absolutely clutching my beak 🤣🤣🤣
 
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