Cleaning with Mario #79 Story time with Martin. Once upon a 876 dots of doom…

[BananaClub]

State of that bulbous nose and the cracked lips.

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His nose looks like a penis …so I’m guessing his nose is actually bigger than his chipolata dick …how can someone so ugly love themselves that much !!

Och wee Deek. At least Rayn the Wane (no ma quote) loves him


Hate to break it to you Martin but SHE’S NEAR EVERYTHING

That’s not true his polly pocket bed sit is that small your always near everything..you can sit on the bog and make a cup of tea at the same time

 

[hopethishelpsallthebest]

I bet he's one of those psychos who sets their clocks 15mins fast so they aren't late for stuff. Even though they know its 15mins fast since they set it 15mins fast to trick themselves.

If you you know. If you don't then get tae know and so forth.

Who even does that? Not me. No way.....

 

[sad little life jane]

Aw bless his wee soul -no ma quote Ma lovelies but aye - a wee stayshun with enough stock fur two whole mini cups of hot chocolate. Fabulous invention. Reminds me of when a wis a wane and I used to have a wee mini playdo tea set. Lots of fun for minutes and minutes

 

[Madge2022]

Wee Deek is getting Martin this fur his Christmas, hope Martin's already cleared a space.

 

[TrashPanda69]

As someone with pets (dogs that are allowed outside through my patio door to my multi level garden - smell the wealth and then the coffee beans) I absolutely HATE having anything out in my kitchen for fear of it getting covered in fur. And I'm not a cleaning influencer that's not an influencer. How he can have all these 'stations' is beyond me! But then again, when your cupboards are rammed with shite what choice do you have

 

[fjjh86]

As someone with pets (dogs that are allowed outside through my patio door to my multi level garden - smell the wealth and then the coffee beans) I absolutely HATE having anything out in my kitchen for fear of it getting covered in fur. And I'm not a cleaning influencer that's not an influencer. How he can have all these 'stations' is beyond me! But then again, when your cupboards are rammed with shite what choice do you have

Smell the wealth and the coffee beans has me creasing!

 

[ScottishMammy92]

Smell the wealth, the coffee beans and then blow yer nose in a wee bespoke hankie from that small company Kleenex

 

[twilightgarden]

@TrashPanda69 His marsh
mallows
will be covered in hair as Rayn is allowed all over the kitchen. Her litter tray is there too

 

[Manbagzda]

Who called bingo on this monstrosity?
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This is the actual thing that has convinced me he is trolling us

 

[Madge2022]

Well ma loverlies wuz clutching ma beak at the wireless this morning when the reporter said the new king has a history of supporting small businesses. We huv oor ain King Martin who does that here in Scotland already, King Charles right oot his lane there and nae debates.

 

[orangeboom]

Smell the wealth, the coffee beans and then blow yer nose in a wee bespoke hankie from that small company Kleenex

Hope wee Betty is doing ok hen, thinking of youse aw x

 

[Dawn Dayn]

I hope wee Betty is doing ok @ScottishMammy92

 

[DeloresBawbag]

So there’s the main drinks station with mugs and stuff on it, then there’s this new substation, which has space for 2 more mugs, and three tiny ikea spice jars containing enough stuff to make two drinks.

Somewhere there’s a cupboard dedicated to storing the stuff needed to fill up the mini jars

 

[Madge2022]

Martin is gonni meet his maker when an avalanche of tat falls oot a cupboard. Wee Deek at work, Martin lying under the landfill screaming at Rayn his wean tae get his phone. Rayn gets her revenge by taking a dump oan him.

 

[Dawn Dayn]

Why doesn't he get a job at Starbucks or costa, they're not fussy. Total state of apprentice barista in local Costa is proof. Sticks her tongue trying to work the till, it's been weeks. Making my eye twitch thinking about it. Personally I'd have totally clear worktops in that kitchen, he's got an open litter tray in there, let's be honest, it stinks.

 

[L00kform3]

@TrashPanda69 His marsh
mallows
will be covered in hair as Rayn is allowed all over the kitchen. Her litter tray is there too

For a cleaning Instagram, the cat litter tray in the kitchen really doesn’t make sense to me. I know he lives in a bed sit but surely it would make more sense to make space in the bathroom for it, or maybe behind a sofa? It’s unfortunate wherever it is but I’d rather smell it whilst watching tv than whilst I’m cooking my dinner

 

[Dawn Dayn]

For a cleaning Instagram, the cat litter tray in the kitchen really doesn’t make sense to me. I know he lives in a bed sit but surely it would make more sense to make space in the bathroom for it, or maybe behind a sofa? It’s unfortunate wherever it is but I’d rather smell it whilst watching tv than whilst I’m cooking my dinner

The bathroom is really tiny, like a cupboard, he even has to fold a bath mat to fit. Cat has the kitchen and hall while they're out, sitting room and bedroom doors shut. Although when he reads this he'll probably deny having said it. I honestly think it's why he has the plug ins, candles and melts, the flat is tiny and stinks of cat wee and poo.

 

[youare1]

So he got a new plywood station and also has the tiered tray , so presumably the other one from last year is buried in landfill?
Why he doesn't use a covered litter tray for the cat? especially as he has no out of the way place for it, can even get ones that look like furniture.

 

[twilightgarden]

For a cleaning Instagram, the cat litter tray in the kitchen really doesn’t make sense to me. I know he lives in a bed sit but surely it would make more sense to make space in the bathroom for it, or maybe behind a sofa? It’s unfortunate wherever it is but I’d rather smell it whilst watching tv than whilst I’m cooking my dinner

Get tae know hen, his autumn decor is behind the sofa

 

[L00kform3]

Get tae know hen, his autumn decor is behind the sofa

Probably all his Christmas decor by this point, ready to be put up in about 3 weeks time no doubt.