Ssshtlyed like wot hinch does.I always look for a jobbie and a dildo
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You seen her new promo photos with Home Bargains? She is looking more like a bloke than Mario is these days!
Ooh, I'll have a look. The moaning twit gets on my nerves dripping around like a depressed giraffe.
There's always a big shite called Martin in them and nae debates!Please tell me I'm not the only one that looked for the?
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Hello ma lovelies I’m on my jollies might have had a bit much sun and cocktails today so hanging back in the room and catching up on the socials! I canny believe Marion is messing with his eyelashes ! They are the only substantial amount of hair on his body ! And the new hot chocolate staff LMAO ! Made to order ..yeah right Marion ! More like the supplier was waiting for them to be delivered from china to sell to chimps like you for quadruple the price ! Should have stuck to your MDF display mate. Any hoooo I’ll get back in my lane and enjoy my holiday 
Me tooI always look for a jobbie and a dildo
Ma lovelies, our wee elf has been so quiet the day, I think we're oan a wee barista jurney.
Haven't been on over the weekend lovelies it's been a bit of a tough one.
Oor wee Betty (of shoving in Home Bargains fame) took a turn for the worse over the weekend and it's now a case of making her comfortable.
Finally caught up on the thread with a few coffees while we wait on the consultant coming back to update us. She always had a good laugh at these threads and if she had been a few years fitter Marion would have found himself upside down amongst the shampoos that day.
I'd appreciate if you could keep her in your thoughts. She's one hell of a woman. Thanks for the laughs tattlers
Just caught up from last thread lots of love to youHaven't been on over the weekend lovelies it's been a bit of a tough one.
Oor wee Betty (of shoving in Home Bargains fame) took a turn for the worse over the weekend and it's now a case of making her comfortable.
Finally caught up on the thread with a few coffees while we wait on the consultant coming back to update us. She always had a good laugh at these threads and if she had been a few years fitter Marion would have found himself upside down amongst the shampoos that day.
I'd appreciate if you could keep her in your thoughts. She's one hell of a woman. Thanks for the laughs tattlers
Naw Matin you're an ugly bastard is whit you are! 
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Ah thought you’d added a big shite oan tae his station but Ave just realised that’s it actual handle
Martins hoose smells like tesco toilets pass it on xoxox
Ah thought he hud a bespoke karate suit oan, a wee fugly karate kid. Keep up the good work @hopethishelpsallthebest spreads mair festive cheer than candy cane lane and nae debates. Tonsa luv M
xShattered my arse. He's just saying that to pose with his trout pout, bug eyes and bulbous nose that looks like it has a zit forming.
Yep, yer still ugly
Yep, yer still ugly
Tener ladies? If your paying that much for them hen your getting robbedHonestly this thread
get yerself down to b&m hen
Whutever Marion has done to his lashes clearly don’t agree with his eyes. Swollen as duck.
I think that’s his poached egg eyes ma lovely
Look at the hair ffs. I can't work out how he manages to cut it. It's very domed. Look how it's receding too.
Av always wunert aboot that hair do never saw anything stun oan end like it
I like how the industrial strength filter doesn't go all the way to the top of his fivehead. Those eyebrows make him look worse, he doesn't need to look that bad. I'm affronted.
His hair angers me ma lovelies. Fills my blood with the heat of a thousand hells. It’s an age old question, how does it stand in such a vertical state? Why is it that length? Does he ask for a number 14 on top but only if it can still have the buzz cut look. How does he achieve the length and the ned haircut from 2002 simultaneously?
Oh and finally why does he want it to resemble a pyramid?
Oh and finally why does he want it to resemble a pyramid?
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