He cuts and dyes it himself, really. He has a Dyson hairdryer and straighteners to get his bespoke look from hell.
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🫕You would have thought he’d go on a nose journey to iron that bump out. Forget eye lashes hun, it’s the conk you see!Look at him and his trout pout. He makes it so obvious
Hate to break it to you Maz, but your nose is the thing people see first
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The little freak is obviously bored, so more debt incoming 
He's treatit hisself for Christmas already 
Didn't he do all these selfies fae hellfies last.time around so we could admire his lashes and lips?Shattered my arse. He's just saying that to pose with his trout pout, bug eyes and bulbous nose that looks like it has a zit forming.
Yep, yer still ugly
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Anybudy else just use their normal bedding in December? Or is it just me? Asking fur maself - nae debates
Ah think his hair is flat, then when he takes a selfie his hair is shocked tae see itself,a bit like The Scream.
Wit does he cut it wi, Rayn's nail clippers?!?
He’s honestly tapped what the duck it’s mid September and he’s only had they cheap pumpkin sheets on for about a fortnight! And there he’s ordering the sheets for Christmas!
am sure hes fiiiiiine though..
am sure hes fiiiiiine though..
Christmas bedding will be on before Halloween. Nae debates on my comment 
Well I do
It’s all warum and cosy but I bring it out every year for about 5/6 years now. Admittedly I only got at Wilko in the January sales dirt cheap (best after Christmas bargains, nae debates)
It will come to January and he will have nothing to decor for I mean he don't do valentine's so downward spiral pending.
Says not going overboard but look at autumn/Halloween (I don't know what season we are In seems to be a mix with Moron Martin).
I see Christmas has already started.
I just want to know what happened to the hinch throw he had searched high and low for. Some poor beggar found it and sent it to him, for it to be on about two weeks and never seen again 
Candy cane lane will be in the bin by end of the week. We’re going on a green journey ma lovelies
I reckon he don't actually change bed as much as he says.
How does he manage to wash, dry and IRON it and back on the bed before work?
Thought he didn't iron? No his Joab that's Deed Deeks Joab jut noo for him duck that *no ma quote or expression*
I reckon he takes 2 different pics, strips bed. Then posts the pics. A wee before, during and after of the bed.
Washes the bedding flings over the door leaving it for Deed Deek to iron it for when's he's home from his FULL TIME job.
How does he manage to wash, dry and IRON it and back on the bed before work?
Thought he didn't iron? No his Joab that's Deed Deeks Joab jut noo for him duck that *no ma quote or expression*
I reckon he takes 2 different pics, strips bed. Then posts the pics. A wee before, during and after of the bed.
Washes the bedding flings over the door leaving it for Deed Deek to iron it for when's he's home from his FULL TIME job.
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