Oh, ma lovelies, I’ve been absent on here because I’ve been busy with my real job, which *is* my actual job - not like my job on “that app” which is just a wee pretendy job - HOWEVER, I can contain masel’ no longer! When I clapped eyes on that Foundation Standard Grade Woodwork monstrosity I was here quicker than Meirdre releases a dangerous shart after overindulging at Castlevicci! The moment was only improved by @Madge2022’s premonition - he’ll have been
bleeping RAGING that you foiled his big reveal! This thread is quite magical, ma lovelies! Slow Malone & Wankee Candle have been particular favourites thus far
Also, every time I see a reference to
wan ah thay “lethal drinks” I cannot stop myself remembering the time he told us he can’t drink vodka as he’d be “in the cells”. This particular remark was a number of years ago but, despite the passing of time, it will never not be funny
Come on now, Meirdre, acquire yersel’ a display tree for your cocktail glasses, I beg of you! You’ve goat tae give the people whit they want! In addition, I am also very much strapping in for the “fragrance” journey - he needs to keep us in the dark about all the top secret perfumery work that goes on “behind the scenes”
Aye, alright, Yves Saint Laurent
I am DEID, I tell thee
What an absolute walloper he is