I hope he washed them SHEIN Pjs before putting them on the dirty bastard ! Their clothes are well known for having fleas and mites ! Think we will be going on a house fumigation journeh soon ma lovelies 
Cleaning with Mario #78 Rats in the attic, snakes oan the app, a bespoke bedsit full of crap
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Getting up in the morning, sitting on the edge of the bed scratching his bald head while his arse is leaving a ginger circle on the bottom sheet.
Ah am affronted that he is taking them morning pics from his bed whilst he is nudey undae the covers 
. Wee blinds cracked open showing Beirut bedside view, Marion’s Todger sweating away undae the sheets..
. Wee blinds cracked open showing Beirut bedside view, Marion’s Todger sweating away undae the sheets.. I would love to know how small it isAh am affronted that he is taking them morning pics from his bed whilst he is nudey undae the covers
I recon 1.5 inch max. Any ex lovers lurking who would like to spill the beans 
Ginger circle has done me in!
According to @Babybail93 its a tiny clit I believe.I would love to know how small it is
Ah bet the local maws use him tae get kids tae behave. Telling their weans if they don't behave ah'm gonni send youse tae live wi dumb and dumber!Ah am affronted that he is taking them morning pics from his bed whilst he is nudey undae the covers
We don't need a Photoshop of that and nae debates!
It’s definitely a little clitty ma lovely. Nae swinging tae it. Also, we’ve heard oan the grapevine that he is bald as a coot doon there.
So here's the thing, I thought aboot it, how and why wae Marion and his bespoke bedsit, the house next to him sold for 35k last year and 17k in 2017, even with a 3% interest mortgage he'd be £183 a month for that cupboard he calls a hoos. Since neither have a credit score and couldae afford a deposit cause that bleep couldn't save himself from fallin. They piy rent instead NOW, The rent there is just around £300. The utilities currently are sat at aboot £70-80 a month if that ( I mibbay worked for Scottish Power wance so I know the rates for his 1 bed region) let say he's no talkin shite aboot rayns food either and he paiys the £100 a month. Then there's his phone contract for him and stupit appearance about £150 for both phones. Him and daft arse definitely get a bus pass so they don't pay for travel. Theyve absolutely no told the cooncil Maz is there so daft deek is gettin single person cooncil tax on the lowest band for that area so yer lucky if they pay £40 a month for it. Daft Deek gets a full time wage at about £11-12 or thereabout an hour so let's say ballpark he gets £1400 after tax. Marion gets a part time wage £10 an hour as a cleaner plus a wee UC top up and most definitely gets PiP hence him only workin part time. His PiP will be standard rates all round for his bullshit depression and IBS and any other shite hes made up at about 400 a month, his wage, UC top up plus PiP gives him a monthly income of about £1200 ish. So. . .
Between them they have a combined income of around £2600 wae a set outgoin of fuel rent and bills (minus the credit cards n klarna oan his arse) of around £650 which leaves these 2 muppets with disposable income of about £1900 a month or mibbay more. So if yer wonderin where and how and why these fandans can buy so much shite and decorate so much and waste a duck ton of money and have zero savings. . There's yer 2,000 pound a month burnin a hole in their arses answer to that conundrum.
Between them they have a combined income of around £2600 wae a set outgoin of fuel rent and bills (minus the credit cards n klarna oan his arse) of around £650 which leaves these 2 muppets with disposable income of about £1900 a month or mibbay more. So if yer wonderin where and how and why these fandans can buy so much shite and decorate so much and waste a duck ton of money and have zero savings. . There's yer 2,000 pound a month burnin a hole in their arses answer to that conundrum.
Remember he made space on his worktop for thar handmade item "Deekz" treatit him to?
Wonder if it'll be one of these
Wonder if it'll be one of these
Smothered in talc, I've read. So aye.
I have one in my album, but believe it or not, I get in a fair bit of trouble here, so I won't risk it for a biscuit.Ah bet the local maws use him tae get kids tae behave. Telling their weans if they don't behave ah'm gonni send youse tae live wi dumb and dumber!
We don't need a Photoshop of that and nae debates!
Terrible incident where Mr Dayn had a shower, hung his towel up, and there was a ginger circle on it. We only have white towels, I raged and shouted. Told his mum. Men eh, wish I was into women.
My PIP is only £55 a week for my bespoke chronic illnesses (27 hospital admissions in one year alone, multiple surgeries, mobility issues, blue badge, and so on and so forth)
I bet the wee blaggart gets more than me even though he “works”….
I bet the wee blaggart gets more than me even though he “works”….
Why am I blurting all this stuff out to youse, I'm not back on the tramadol, promise.
Does a wee fart and a puff of talc rises in the air.
Don't be getting yourself banned here, you fair brighten the page up, spine bright
He definitely will have, given that a review happens every 2 years he's likely claimed it when he claimed a legacy benefit before he started working, he only works part time but he's claimed it before he started and since its not means tested it doesn't matter if he works he's only workin part time to show he's too disabled to work fuhl time and it'll duck up any top up they get and any deductions. He's absolutely no told them about his joab either. He's still gettin it and is still within his first claim I reckon (2 year)
ha ha I’m about to take my bed time tramadol. Better not have wee fuzzy felt running round my drugged up dreams
FaceTimed a mate on holiday in Thailand, she bought two sticks of a Monstera Albo at vast expense for me to root and grow while I was under the influence. It wasn't a great summer tbh, I'm grateful I'm off them, sorry that you still need them.ha ha I’m about to take my bed time tramadol. Better not have wee fuzzy felt running round my drugged up dreams
Showing your age there hen, Trinny & SuzannahWhat the duck is a bleeping dress coat and a dress scarf???
In Winter I do socialise quite a bit and I have two coats but this bleep has about 100 and never goes out. I suppose I do have a lovely flat, go some really nice holidays and weekend breaks so I know what I would rather. I always remember Trinny and Susanna saying you only need two of each item and can make a number of different outfits.
What a night, you trolls didn't miss a trick. I've cried with laughter reading this thread tonight
Keep up the amazing service, I'm a mum who could do with the laughs, kids, nuff said!
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