Fuckin slow malone with his oils, is the hinch thumbs up a new annoying trait he's going to start? He's extra irritating lately.
Johnny seems the polar opposite to boring Maz. He's living his best life, thriving career, friends and a fabulous partner, beautiful new home. He's treaded the boards on many theatre stages. He's always smiling and seems great company. You're right though, this whiney voice he's doing is exactly like moan-a-lot MazJust looking through my bookmarks before deleting some.
Leaving this here for anyone who hasn't seen it.... Just like Mario
Gotta be bespoke and boujee for the pair of poisoned dwarfs he really is a bleeping halfwitA bespoke scent for him but it’s just standard oils that anyone can pick up? What is he actually rambling on about?
I’m bored waiting for the tatties to boil so I had a wee google for these ‘Be Inspired’ (you can read it through the bottles) perfume oils. Basically it’s off the shelf wholesale chemical scents, and the wee soul thinks it’s a bespoke industrial ‘process,’ showing us the behind the scenes of them kneeling at their coffeeGotta be bespoke and boujee for the pair of poisoned dwarfs he really is a bleeping halfwit
marion doesny do Easter hen he says it’s fur the wains. Christmas Eve boxes and a wooden sleigh, along with a key that says he n deek believe in Santa are mair his thing ye see xHiya, me again (I’m getting good at this commenting carry oan)
After my big entrance on the last thread, I got really busy doing my joab that is my joab and didn’t have time for this app that’s no my joab.
Marion has been a busy lassy I see (from reading on here), he’ll soon be getting sorted for Easter - No word of a lie, Homebargains have some Easter chocolate on their shelves!!
Shart attacks ma loverlieSo, he said this morning Sunday morning is when he cleans the flat.
What’s happening every morning when he ‘guts’ it then?
He really needs tae start taking notes, if ye ure gonni lie ye need tae huv a good memory. He might look like megamind, but that's where it ends.A few days ago having a moan that he’s that anxiety ridden he can’t even story with Deek in the room. Fast forward and now the million dots of doom with Deek there in the room and included. duck me maz.
Top secret taking lids off and sniffing. Rayn isnae allowed anywhere near yet is right next to them. Bespoke bedsit looks mair like a crystal meth lab than a high perfumery.“I can’t give to much of behind the scenes away of all this”
what
What is all the behind the scenes chat? Surely you melt wax, add oil, pour wax, wax sets? He’s going on like he’s found a cure for cancer!I know ma joab is ma joab and ma Joan isnae being a scent’fluencer but am a missing something here?
He smells some scents picks one and Hannah does the work….what top secrets don’t I know, and do I need to get to know???
700 days of fragrance there. Just 7 days for our Shartin Martin. No plug in, in the world can compete blocking out that sweaty, festering, halitosis loon!!!!
Back in yer oan lane hunWhat is all the behind the scenes chat? Surely you melt wax, add oil, pour wax, wax sets? He’s going on like he’s found a cure for cancer!
I imagine every single plug in his hoose has a plug in and the place reeks.700 days of fragrance there. Just 7 days for our Shartin Martin. No plug in, in the world can compete blocking out that sweaty, festering, halitosis loon!!!!