Watching that mini “cleaning haul” all I can see are his bespoke cabinet handles. Whoever agreed the placement for them is a troll nae debates!!
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Ah think he meant he could smell it oan the McGill's bus oan way hame after purchasing ma loverlie
Had to laugh when he said the packaging was much better and eco friendly when he buys aw the plastic tat of the day.
I guess I just mean he’s got to stop pretending it’s Derek who wants to buy all of this crap when we know it’s all himAh think he meant he could smell it oan the McGill's bus oan way hame after purchasing ma loverlie
Had to laugh when he said the packaging was much better and eco friendly when he buys aw the plastic tat of the day.
Ah didnae.ken, but ah've goat tae ken noo. Tonsa luv MI guess I just mean he’s got to stop pretending it’s Derek who wants to buy all of this crap when we know it’s all him
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Aye, and when it's time to throw confetti, reach intae your shopper and get some dry crunchy leaves out, launch them at her instead.Is yer fake tan oan point, or did it turn green like Martins? Remember and steal the limelight fae the bride.
A hope ye huv a great day hen. Mind tae hawd yer phone high and live yer life!!!
And get “teared*” right intae the drink!!
*no ma quote
If “Higher love” comes oan the bespoke DJ system I’m going tae be mop kicking the duck all over that boujee hotel, living life as it should be lived, in my silk/polyester so soft SHEIN dress. So aye
Pity @Babybail93 isnae an 'influencer' or she cud huv hud wan of those pink confetti cannons tae take the bride's eye oot way.Aye, and when it's time to throw confetti, reach intae your shopper and get some dry crunchy leaves out, launch them at her instead.
Hen, you no point them where they are meant tae go. Mario taught us that. I’d fire it three streets across Ma lovelyPity @Babybail93 isnae an 'influencer' or she cud huv hud wan of those pink confetti cannons tae take the bride's eye oot way.
Have you got your orange make up on hen? Blended just to yer chin?! Aye! Do a wee mop kick when you got oot the door and live your best life!
have wan of they lethal drinks
I’ve also packed some black eyeshadow fae the “fester” look that seems tae be popular in Paisley Village. I’ve also goat a boady mist that I’ll be using oan ma face tae set aw ma oot o date Chanel and Charlotte Tilbury. Boujee as duck the dayHave you got your orange make up on hen? Blended just to yer chin?! Aye! Do a wee mop kick when you got oot the door and live your best life!
have wan of they lethal drinks
ITS NOT AUTUMN YET MA LOVELIEI'm so ashamed!!!
Ignore me, I'm just going to nip and flush my head in the loo a few times
*considers carefully * how many coats have you got?They are a few years old so fish has burnt itself out now.
God I'm such a piece of tit
No plans for a hot chocolate stashun though
I'm clutching at straws aren't I???
Don't you're practically encouraging me and my ween to get togged up and do a cosy B&M run
Please don't ban me I love it here
On the day the queen leaves her scottish residency for the final time Shartin Martin the Scottish influencer posts his cleaning haul and talks about his dirty washing. What a bleeping guy… 
I have no other words today……
I have no other words today……I reckon wee Deek has “fired his canon” this morning and that’s why Marions got a spring in his step.On the day the queen leaves her scottish residency for the final time Shartin Martin the Scottish influencer posts his cleaning haul and talks about his dirty washing. What a bleeping guy…
He needs to start a new page “how tae poison your cat with chemicals”. Poor wee rayn stuck in that phone box size flat with all them over whelming smells and chemicals. Marge doesn’t even open the windaes cause she will try commit. Wonder if he’s ever heard of natural cleaning products.. or a houseplant. (Real nae artificial leaves).
"Well done Sophie" he's a patronising wee prick isn't he just!!
He’s treatit himself tae air fresheners….fuk sake!!!! I’m clearly no living life as it shud be lived…
I was just coming on to say all the cleaning products he uses are toxic to cats . Even the plug ins . He could buy them in pet friendly but he’s too much of a selfish Cnut to do that .
Trying to pretend he’s being eco friendly by buying one thing in a cardboard tube while buying 50,000 other toxic cleaning products in plastic bottles .
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