'Orange' mention.
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“Had to support Sophie” has sent me 
she’s sitting in her lavish country house with a bathroom bigger than his entire bedsit and this twit doesn’t realise she does not need his “support” by buying P&G products with her name on them? Self obsessed little mole.
she’s sitting in her lavish country house with a bathroom bigger than his entire bedsit and this twit doesn’t realise she does not need his “support” by buying P&G products with her name on them? Self obsessed little mole.
Ma lovelie, ah hope you’ve dug oot yer 20 year auld bronzer and made sure you look sunburned enough for the occasion. Don’t forget tae use a perfume that’s been oan yer shelf since 1998 ma wee hen. Huv nae mair than wan ah these
afor getting hame at 4pm.
Ma lovelies..
He sure knows how to treat himself. Wee box of bespoke cat poison so aye
Has he ever treatit us to a look behind that wee door (next tae the kitchen door that will nae open due to the bespoke tat behind it)
Maybe it leads to the rest of the hoose, there could be a whole other world behind there. Stairs, a bath, new door handles.
He sure knows how to treat himself. Wee box of bespoke cat poison so aye
Has he ever treatit us to a look behind that wee door (next tae the kitchen door that will nae open due to the bespoke tat behind it)
Maybe it leads to the rest of the hoose, there could be a whole other world behind there. Stairs, a bath, new door handles.
Mind your own business you nosy twit 
If you use them all the time, why are you holding a new plug in...Dick!
Look at him doing the side glances so he can show his lashes off. Stupid bastard
If you use them all the time, why are you holding a new plug in...Dick!
Look at him doing the side glances so he can show his lashes off. Stupid bastard
He is wan ugly ugly bastard!Mind your own business you nosy twit
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If you use them all the time, why are you holding a new plug in...Dick!
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Look at him doing the side glances so he can show his lashes off. Stupid bastard
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Long time reader of this thread. First post for him. So much I can say but settling for this.
He has just gone from 9/11 to Christmas filums
All in back to back stories. And what's with showing off his lashes like that... Getting serious calf vibes so aye.
As my other half said... 'not that c**t again'
He has just gone from 9/11 to Christmas filums
All in back to back stories. And what's with showing off his lashes like that... Getting serious calf vibes so aye.
As my other half said... 'not that c**t again'
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Is Deek in full blown orange mourning mode?
The whole nation: R.I.P Elizabeth 
Marion: Rest In Piece Dawl, Away and huv a lie doon noo hen and get aw cozy in yer wee grave.
Marion: Rest In Piece Dawl, Away and huv a lie doon noo hen and get aw cozy in yer wee grave.
Perhaps he will do some coffin tiktiks as a tribute.The whole nation: R.I.P Elizabeth
Marion: Rest In Piece Dawl, Away and huv a lie doon noo hen and get aw cozy in yer wee grave.
Just looking through my bookmarks before deleting some.
Leaving this here for anyone who hasn't seen it.... Just like Mario
Leaving this here for anyone who hasn't seen it.... Just like Mario
So, he said this morning Sunday morning is when he cleans the flat.
What’s happening every morning when he ‘guts’ it then?
What’s happening every morning when he ‘guts’ it then?
Talented not riddled with fake anxiety or the shits, and worst of all.... not bald. Mario must grind his teeth a bit over this.Just looking through my bookmarks before deleting some.
Leaving this here for anyone who hasn't seen it.... Just like Mario
Oh, and he's got a hoose.
As the famous mad tits was quoted describing her daughter he is a skip with eyelashes
Ah she’s been reading here and is calling her out for poisoning wee rayn 
it’s no just the Ava may fragrances you fool, it’s everything you spray your bedsit in 24/7, surface cleaner, floor cleaner as well as the lethal shite you plug in.
it’s no just the Ava may fragrances you fool, it’s everything you spray your bedsit in 24/7, surface cleaner, floor cleaner as well as the lethal shite you plug in.Hawd the bleeping bus ma luvlies! Is that….Deek I see before my very eyes whilst Mario is storying????
Martin has been reading here 
Hallo you ugly bald heeding fucker
Hallo you ugly bald heeding fucker
A bespoke scent for him but it’s just standard oils that anyone can pick up? What is he actually rambling on about?
Aye hen your eyes do not deceive you it’s the
poison dwarf himself, as usual he’s not got a clue what’s going on he thinks it’s wee bottles a ginger Marion’s put doon in front of him
Martin: I absolutely cannot record stories on front of Deek. I get affronted in front of him.
Also Martin:
Also Martin:
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