The terrible massacred haircut, like he's growing out ringworm, and the ludicrous eyebrows are what I see first.Look at him and his trout pout. He makes it so obvious
Hate to break it to you Maz, but your nose is the thing people see first
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Also what on earth is happening to his bottom set of teeth? They all look rammed together and are getting weirder looking by the day. He needs Woodhill Dental on speed dial! Yikes.
Poor looking sod.
Poor looking sod.
My lovlie you need to get to know that the music is from the Halloween classic Casper (1995). He’s reallllllllly leaning into this I lOvE AuTUmN pish. We’re no buying it Martin. Get some real hobbies ya fandan.
He’s joking right?
I’m creased at his 3 wee lashes sticking up
Hello ma lovelies.
I need tae get tae know how you get your bed tae change to a new bespoke colour?
I need tae get tae know how you get your bed tae change to a new bespoke colour?
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State of that bulbous nose and the cracked lips.
I hope you managed to get a wee bespoke lash lift before the big day ma lovelie. Hold yer phone high and mop kick that class all over the dance floor
Oh how embarrassing for me not knowing that but a know now so thanks a lot …. In my defence am no an autumn obsessive so I’m really showing ma true colours the night (no orange)
Och wee Deek. At least Rayn the Wane (no ma quote) loves him
Hate to break it to you Martin but SHE’S NEAR EVERYTHING
Hello ma lovelies just catching up, I was out today living ma best life.
Take it he's raging at Deed Deek for buying Mrs.H new range mind she didn't even give him a happy birthday and here's Deed Deek out supporting her. Marion didn't even tag her the gives her a thumb up... No free gifts sent from Mrs.H new range?
That ridiculous baby gro is back.
Talk about eco friendly tube when Marion has enough to fill every ocean on the planet.
Marion the moron.
Tons a love
Take it he's raging at Deed Deek for buying Mrs.H new range mind she didn't even give him a happy birthday and here's Deed Deek out supporting her. Marion didn't even tag her the gives her a thumb up... No free gifts sent from Mrs.H new range?
That ridiculous baby gro is back.
Talk about eco friendly tube when Marion has enough to fill every ocean on the planet.
Marion the moron.
Tons a love
This the man that bumped his gums the other day about his anxiety and panic attacks... Yeah of course you suffer from them, MarioI can't get my head round the confidence this idiot has, he is a vile nasty bawbag inside and out
Her new range smells like cat pish ma lovely. Had a wee sniff in HB.Hello ma lovelies just catching up, I was out today living ma best life.
Take it he's raging at Deed Deek for buying Mrs.H new range mind she didn't even give him a happy birthday and here's Deed Deek out supporting her. Marion didn't even tag her the gives her a thumb up... No free gifts sent from Mrs.H new range?
That ridiculous baby gro is back.
Talk about eco friendly tube when Marion has enough to fill every ocean on the planet.
Marion the moron.
Tons a love
Very suitable for Derek imo
Eco friendly packaging but just bought DISPOSABLE spoolies for his 3 lashes 🥲 make it make sense hens
I love him roping deek the mute into shite like this, I wonder what he bribed him with.. a wee dry hump in the bumming fort with a racist march on the tv in the background to get him in the mood. 
They remind me of father ted and dougal
They remind me of father ted and dougalI don't hate the woman but I literally cannot stand her. She's annoying even right down to way she speaks.Her new range smells like cat pish ma lovely. Had a wee sniff in HB.
Very suitable for Derek imo
As for Marion his 'house' and himself reck of cat pish.
Marion need change his bed every 2nd day as that cat will cast badly, he lets it sleep in their bed imagine the hair
But mind he's allergic so can't get close to Rayn..make it make sense?
Why get a cat if your allergic, heard from a friend apparently he's just allergic to her claws
Honking hoosecoat is the thing ah see first. Ah thought he goat a byootiful new wan?Look at him and his trout pout. He makes it so obvious
Hate to break it to you Maz, but your nose is the thing people see first
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The massive beak accommodates some crater pores mind you! 
Gives you the boak! All the beauty products known to man and pores you could swim inThe massive beak accommodates some crater pores mind you!
Hid his Tina Turner album.I love him roping deek the mute into shite like this, I wonder what he bribed him with.. a wee dry hump in the bumming fort with a racist march on the tv in the background to get him in the mood.
If he uses a filter and that's the improved nose then wit is he like in real life? I thought ma phonewuz dirty and cleaned it afore realising it was his pores..The massive beak accommodates some crater pores mind you!
Haud yer claws high Rayn and scratch Martin. We're chanting ye fae the rooftoapsI don't hate the woman but I literally cannot stand her. She's annoying even right down to way she speaks.
As for Marion his 'house' and himself reck of cat pish.
Marion need change his bed every 2nd day as that cat will cast badly, he lets it sleep in their bed imagine the hair
But mind he's allergic so can't get close to Rayn..make it make sense?
Why get a cat if your allergic, heard from a friend apparently he's just allergic to her claws
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Look how lumpy looking the lips are, no doing your aftercare sharty pants?
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