Cleaning with Mario #78 Rats in the attic, snakes oan the app, a bespoke bedsit full of crap

[Whenthelightsturntostars]

Hysterical, imagine spending a grand on Autumn! An actual season. Dead! What a fucking loser!

Excuse me ma loverlie but he got hisself multiple pairs of shoes, clothes.and a duvet coat too. Pocket money well spent and so forth Xx

 

[Eeyore147]

I would definitely put ground black pepper on my tomatoes and potato cakes are delish! That square sausage can get in the bin though!

Quoting myself as obviously lots of square sausage lovers! It’s just not for me sorry 🫣. I do love Haggis or Black Pudding though!

 

[Wendy22]

I’m thinking of getting a pumpkin for the first time since the weans were wee and carving ‘fuck off’ into it and putting it outside the front door(smell the wealth). So aye
Edited to add. No the now, on actual Halloween (take note Martin)

Clutching ma beak at your pumpkin idea hen! Laughed far too much

 

[mammaof3]

Wiki.... Heating on and eating oot again.

 

[Badaboom]

Misfit Maw has her own thread on here, if that helps anyone

the_misfit_maw

A rocket of a wummin given a thread by popular demand in the same vein as mother rendall shammi and glamissthhh Can someone do her worst bits I only know her carpool let's talk about me car crashes

tattle.life

 

[SuzyE]

Colour on this cunt. Looks dead.
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He's a creepy looking bastard

 

[Milfordcubicle]

Why am I blurting all this stuff out to youse, I'm not back on the tramadol, promise.

ha ha I’m about to take my bed time tramadol. Better not have wee fuzzy felt running round my drugged up dreams

 

[IsaPeoplehuvtaeknow]

A bespoke pumpkin style bed pan!
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“Everyone loves a straw” eh?!

The flannel he comes out with, he should be on one of the shopping channels that want to be QVC

And WTF is this?!
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How Many serving platters does he need He already has a heart shaped set in bamboo wood. All his cupboards are full to the brim and I’m sure the bed storage is chock full of candy cane lame shite.

Reminds me of something from a Disney movie like a genie lamp or Cinderella shoes should be on it.
Soo ayye what a lot of crap.
Glass straws ..LOL defo not child friendly that

 

[mammaof3]

From last night's dots of fucking doom.

Thought he found the IG story extender for 1 min long stories? Didn't think to use it here the bawbag.

And yes Mario, we do know what you are like!

 

[Pandasnooks]

Who needs an education when ye kin gurn like yer maw in a car?



That wisnae Martin ma loverlie, it wiz the misfit jaw wan. Thinks she's Scoatland's answer tae James Corden.



You're blocked hen.

I still stand by wit I said lol wtf is misfit maw n whys it been called into the ring?

 

[DramaQueen79]

Thought he bought a new lamp? Posting auld pics Martin? Canny be arsed gutting the place for insta worthy pics the day???

 

[Skyflier6727]

Says the man who burns eleventy million candles and wax melts simultaneously

Not sure why the wrong quote uploaded? This is the one I meant to upload …..

 

[mariosmafia7]

Ma lovelies don't all try at once tae order your £8 burnt orange dress coat fae Shein for Autumn Wintum

Shartin has snatched the last one so aye.

However you can get yoursel a bespoke Edinburgh Tartan £9 dress scarf

Or

How aboot some Kat Slater Jammies which are both polyester & silk, you can wear these wi plastic sliders and be extra cosy so aye

Mibi he’s trying to buy enough plastic and polyester shite to burn, to start a wee bespoke fire to heat the hobbit hovel, save on the gas and leccie this winter? Back in your aine lane my lovelie

 

[SellYerMawForASubwaySalad]

Goose fumigation journeh ahahahahha

House**

 

[Whenthelightsturntostars]

No as bad as misfit jaw though.
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Wtf??
I honestly thought that was a joke.

 

[Lady Bug]

No as bad as misfit jaw though.
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Jesus Christ that's beyond inappropriate.

 

[SellYerMawForASubwaySalad]

I hope he washed them SHEIN Pjs before putting them on the dirty bastard ! Their clothes are well known for having fleas and mites ! Think we will be going on a house fumigation journeh soon ma lovelies

Goose fumigation journeh ahahahahha

 

[teaandgoss101]

I think l read he'd stole from them, but the others might know more

Yeah this is what I thought !

and he had the audacity to turn up to a business meeting with Hannah ! No wonder he was all clammy

 

[Madge2022]

Don't be gutted hen.

He has so many wee treatits to show us. It'll be like Christmas has come early when he treatits us to hunners of dots of doom. Be worth the wait.

Christmas came early and nae debates

 

[bluey]

Aww now I think it's a beautiful cup ma lovelie, so bespoke and #needed
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Isn’t this a bowel babe cup, not the “new autumn” cup