Cleaning with Mario #78 Rats in the attic, snakes oan the app, a bespoke bedsit full of crap

[Whenthelightsturntostars]

This wee lassie is slightly more literate than Marion but I honestly thought this was a joke story at first:

 

[Pandasnooks]

Wax melts... biggest melt goin! Idiot.

 

[peachy-keen]

On here or Instagram ?


I’m rubbish at solving puzzles so I won’t find it on the clues

Sorry ma lovely, Instagram. Get tae know

 

[Whenthelightsturntostars]

Now this genuinely baffled my tits off.
It looks like the polystyrene you bin when you get a vase.
Or a coffin. A little cheap squeaky coffin. For a little, silly bitch, squeaky man.
I’m starting to think he’s being trolled with this shit!!!!

Yes!! I thought he had removed whatever was in it first

 

[Madge2022]

At least it wasn’t one of his coffin tiktiks so aye

Christ almighty

 

[twilightgarden]

Peperami. View attachment 1560297

Fucksake man @hopethishelpsallthebest you ken whit tae dae hen so aye tonsa luv

 

[SuzyE]

I don’t know how I got thru that !

so basically

- he knows his inadequate compèred to successful business people
- and he does not identify as an influencer

Also Semichem do I recall something shady about him working there coming out ? Or am I imagining that ?

I think l read he'd stole from them, but the others might know more

 

[menopausalmargrit]

This wee lassie is slightly more literate than Marion but I honestly thought this was a joke story at first:

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Who’s that?

 

[IsaPeoplehuvtaeknow]

Dae ye cum fae a long line of fannies hen?

Back in yer ain lane hen theres no Orange in it
It's pure beautiful and cosy I'll have you know Madge hen
Tons love

 

[Dawn Dayn]

ha ha I’m about to take my bed time tramadol. Better not have wee fuzzy felt running round my drugged up dreams

FaceTimed a mate on holiday in Thailand, she bought two sticks of a Monstera Albo at vast expense for me to root and grow while I was under the influence. It wasn't a great summer tbh, I'm grateful I'm off them, sorry that you still need them.

 

[Madge2022]

For someone with social anxiety who never goes out …he narf has a lot of dress coats and scarfs

Brilliant

 

[thatsnotstrictlytrue]

Apparently she does it because her granddaughter died near Halloween so she doesn’t celebrate it and puts the Christmas decs up early cos her granddaughter would’ve loved it if she was alive still, I don’t like the woman as a person (or her sons…) and it is sad she’s lost a family member but this is just ripping the pish honestly Sorry off topic guys but I wanted tae give us some comparison er here that wee Maz is only a bit eh a nut job, no a full scale wan

I still dinnae understand my luvlie

 

[BananaClub]

Aww now I think it's a beautiful cup ma lovelie, so bespoke and #needed
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nice tat

 

[Madge2022]

Hen, it was like that scene in IT when one of them are looking through a photo album and the clown starts moving.
Nearly had a wee bespoke heart attack

Clown is more appropriate

 

[DollyTheLamb]

Who’s that?

Misfit maw

 

[Babybail93]

New thread hens

Cleaning with Mario #79 Story time with Martin. Once upon a 876 dots of doom…

Thanks tae oor wee @Ferguson fae this weeks bespoke title the noo

tattle.life

 

[Madge2022]

Lmao, you’ve got to love Twitter.
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That's him

 

[maidmaz]

Todger size ma loverlie

Of course. Forgot. Toddler shoes too

 

[teaandgoss101]

Marion’s being so boring tonight !

 

[Hinchpinchpunch]

I almost jumped oot ma skin at that story, I thought the bottom picture was a still like the top one, nearly dropped ma phone when the eyes moved and nae debates

Me too