Cleaning with Mario #78 Rats in the attic, snakes oan the app, a bespoke bedsit full of crap

[Lhm]

I need to try the scone, I'm not keen oan hash brown.

They are sometimes called potato cakes, well they are in Lancashire anyway, delicious

 

[Misssj80]

I don’t know how you missed that ma lovelie

I think I only really looked at the top photo. Thought , what a twat and left his page

 

[Caw1982]

She’s beauty and she’s grace! She’s miss United States

I need to watch this film!!!

 

[Madge2022]

I almost jumped oot ma skin at that story, I thought the bottom picture was a still like the top one, nearly dropped ma phone when the eyes moved and nae debates

Same here when I was taking screenshot, Harry Potter photie vibes

 

[SellYerMawForASubwaySalad]

I could only stick half the dots, he is one massive fucking riddle.



My summary, no ma quotes:

• I cannae believe its 4 years, it feels like forever but so quick
• I’ve had a no bad Monday but I’ve had an awful Monday.
• I don’t know how to describe this feeling but I’d call it a full oan panic attack.
• If I socialise wae close pals I feel sick, but I’ve nae pals.
• If I go somewhere I feel sick but I stay at home and don’t go out.
• I was totally fine on the bus but an almighty feeling of being sick, cold and burning hot.

Death ahahhahaha

 

[thatsnotstrictlytrue]

Omg, I've just had to go back and look again as I hadn't noticed his eyes moving

I don’t know how you missed that ma lovelie

 

[thatsnotstrictlytrue]

Aw, when my Gran was going through chemo, just before she passed away she said “this isn’t living, it’s existing” and it’s stuck with me ever since. You don’t know what’s around the corner so live a little, and it doesn’t have to be extravagent holidays, just do something that will give you memories to look back on when times get hard. if Instagram is still around in 5 years time and he maybe has a downward turn in health (given his diet it could be 5 weeks) he will regret literally doing nothing in life.

If he wasn’t such a massive cunt and was fucking rude to me on DM I might feel sorry for him but alas I don’t and will not be chanting him on fae the roof tops!

Pmsl. What did he say to you ma lovlie. Did you veer oot your lane