Cleaning with Mario #78 Rats in the attic, snakes oan the app, a bespoke bedsit full of crap

[JoeExotic]

There was also a fella there with a black armband made out of duct tape.

Lmao, you’ve got to love Twitter.

 

[Rayne]

Ah'm pure shocked, ah hud furgoat aw aboot this

Never has a thread title been mair deserved and so forth, just as well there's nae DMs here as my inbox wud be full.

Noo where's ma speech ah wrote ...

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Ya got there in the end ma lovely, it wae all ma chanting ya on from the rooftops

 

[teaandgoss101]

The numpty has gone down to 145k noo lol

Got some new followers on the 28th - must have spent some of his birthday money - sucker.


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He needs to have some Insta beef that will raise his followers and entertain us

 

[Madge2022]

Bought his first Xmas gift, probably a “Tae Martin love Martin” effort oan Deeks credit caird.

Brilliant Blanche, kin jist hear Martin telling wee Deek the nite, ah've started yer shopping fur ma Christmas (wunner if he calls it cissmas?), ye need tae be sensible wi money Derek!

 

[Poptart]

I'm far too hungover for youse funny trolls today

 

[Madge2022]

You've all said it perfectly about him. So I'll just say he's still a backward bastard

Definitely fae Ayrshire then.

 

[SuzyE]

You've all said it perfectly about him. So I'll just say he's still a backward bastard

 

[other things online]

Im fluent Maz too

your profile pic makes me clutch ma beak everytime

 

[SuzyE]

Ah'm pure shocked, ah hud furgoat aw aboot this

Never has a thread title been mair deserved and so forth, just as well there's nae DMs here as my inbox wud be full.

Noo where's ma speech ah wrote ...

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Brilliant title @Madge2022

 

[SellYerMawForASubwaySalad]

It wudnae surprise me if those extinction rebellion folk superglue themselves tae the front door of bespoke bedsit.

An so on and so forth (efter dodgin the needles an bit ae ears #nomaquote)

 

[Madge2022]

@Madge2022 & @hopethishelpsallthebest this is absolute class. Yous cunny funts on this thread make me wantae wave my anonymity and get use to slag me.

@chickenlittle007 how can you no laugh at this gold

Me take the Mick out of somebody, unheard of

 

[Poptart]

Read that as pumpkin, so used to pumpkin talk oan this thread.

Same

 

[avabella]

It’s not a house ma lovelie it’s a bespoke bed sit so aye

My kid and fella were playing snakes and ladders earlier on and she tried to cheat and my fella said stay in your own line, well I immediately thought he had said lane and I’ve been clutching ma beak all day

Sorry ma lovelie I veered right oot ma lane there, my mistake and aw that, nae offence meant you know whit a mean? Tonsa love

 

[Misssj80]

I almost jumped oot ma skin at that story, I thought the bottom picture was a still like the top one, nearly dropped ma phone when the eyes moved and nae debates

Omg, I've just had to go back and look again as I hadn't noticed his eyes moving

 

[SuzyE]

A wis at the theatre tae hen, hope ye hid a hid night!!! Hid a wee pre-theatre at a Thai place afore it. Was aw hame and cosy fur midnight.

Tonsalove xxx

We did lovely. Went to Browns for dinner and drinks, then back for one drink with the girls before my taxi came. Pleased you had a good night too!

 

[Dawn Dayn]

I will moap kick you intae next autumn, troll..

Ah'm terribly sorry everyone, aw these news programmes huv sent me doolally.

It's still summer bitch*

*it's Pouring rain here, although still warm.

 

[teaandgoss101]

Given Marion has tried to jump on every bandwagon going and hijack everytype of persona ! Im Surpised he hasn’t taken us on a Chrystal healing and angel numbers journey yet! I bet it will happen before long

 

[DollyTheLamb]

if I handed that pj set to Mr tinker bell cat I think I’d be dumped my lovely - nae debates!

Same hen Mr Lamb would kick me to the Kurb quicker than you could say “Sheeeeeeen”

 

[BananaClub]

Av just caught up oan the wax melt small business journey we are aw aboot to go oan. Wit the fuck!!! Canny wait, popcorn at the ready hens

Have not caught up on this thread yet …what wax melt company?

Has he ever purchased anything of decent quality? £8 for a coat? Am noo wanting to sound snobby but there is jist no way I would put that oan ma back. Spending £8 on a coat for a kiddie who is still growing is abzalootly fair but for a fully grown(ish) adult? The amount of money he spaffs on junk and he doesny spend oot on a decent coat... ahm baffled ma lovelies!

I hope he tries to iron it and it melts. Cheap and nasty shite and so forth!

The amount of static in that polly pocket bed sit I’d be scared to flick the light switch

 

[Tinkerbell cat]

Totally agree. I couldn’t live like it. Well, he isn’t living, he’s just existing. There is nothing to look forward to. It’s the same shit every day, with no hope in sight.

Our end goal is to retire at 50 to the Canary Islands. What does he have to look forward to in old age? Leaving that bedsit in a wooden box

I couldn't live like it either. It does you good to have something to look forward to, it doesn't matter how far away it may be. Just something. It doesn't even have to be something extravagant, what about even a day out with deek doing something fun that doesn't involve B&M or Castle Avicci. Its just endless spending on plastic tat & visiting the chippy. Like you say its just existing. He constantly wishes his life away too. What a life