Cleaning with Mario #78 Rats in the attic, snakes oan the app, a bespoke bedsit full of crap

[hopethishelpsallthebest]

Now this genuinely baffled my tits off.
It looks like the polystyrene you bin when you get a vase.
Or a coffin. A little cheap squeaky coffin. For a little, silly bitch, squeaky man.
I’m starting to think he’s being trolled with this shit!!!!

How dare you! Its his bath, and doubles up as dildo STORAGE! BLOCKED!

 

[hopethishelpsallthebest]

Happy S U N D A Y ma lovelies, just resting oan ma wee autumn sofa, after a long week of doing the bare minimum and so forth.

 

[hopethishelpsallthebest]

Most beloved and cherished @hopethishelpsallthebest , a no its no yer joab, but.....

 

[hopethishelpsallthebest]

YES. YES WE ARE.

What, and you think I'm just going to let youse all forget? I think the fuck not ma lovelie.

 

[sadsoupbowl]

A new month, and he's already spending.

I updated his Treatit hisself for the wiki for August. Hope I did nay swerve outta ma lane. I would nay be surprised if he spent around £1000 on treats last month with all his cheeky meals.

Treatit hisself for the wiki: September

I'm including things "Deekz" bought him because he's a liar.

3rd September:

Diffuser and candle - £30
Lamp - £95
Starbucks cup - £13.15

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I might be employed by this company but I might not be- snakes all over this app- but a wee birdie told me that his discount code was pulled because no money was being made off it even though he was gifted an expensive ceiling light. Just what I heard this app is no ma job.

 

[Babybail93]

I was still connected to the kitchen Alexa and he came out over that. Husband shouted “stop watching that rough Scottish bird!”

Thanks Mario, kids are crying the noo

 

[hopethishelpsallthebest]

Loving this bed pan and so forth. Aye.

 

[menopausalmargrit]

I’m just going to throw it out there but being on a bus in 22 degree heat wearing a long length winter coat might be the reason for him having a funny turn?

 

[GiftedNotFree]

Me to another new thread:

and so forth!

 

[hopethishelpsallthebest]

Aww it's a wee homemade lamp. Cosy.

 

[teaandgoss101]

I wanted to see what he would look like if he accepted he was bald ma lovelies …and he looks like Phil and grants long lost brother

 

[hopethishelpsallthebest]

The face of someone with kindness, grace and maturity. So aye.

 

[#noinfluencer]

My bf wants to go into another town to buy new clothes, but I might as well stay home - have enough for a cheap lunch, but that's it, even though I've been working overtime, I just can't afford to spend more than I need to, so it's upsetting as I'd love to treat myself to some new clothes in Primark, but that's how it is, so seeing this fucking idiot wasting hundreds and hundreds of pounds on rubbish for a bloody season makes me mad!

Oh well, at least my bf isn't a racist that has disgusting views, I'm not fucking ugly, have more than 3 hairs and a normal nose!

 

[hopethishelpsallthebest]

I've never heard of styling wood?!

Ma lovelie, you need tae get tae know, the noo, this is how you style wood, youse just plonk all your worky bets on it (not ma quote)

 

[Caw1982]

Now this genuinely baffled my tits off.
It looks like the polystyrene you bin when you get a vase.
Or a coffin. A little cheap squeaky coffin. For a little, silly bitch, squeaky man.
I’m starting to think he’s being trolled with this shit!!!!

 

[DramaQueen79]

4 years and all he has achieved is a discount code for wax melts and sponges #lifegoals

 

[hopethishelpsallthebest]

Sensible, pfffttt he doesn't know the meaning of the word
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And showing off that new starbucks cup you're just so wasteful and thick, be sure no one visits you to see it. Imbecile

Aww now I think it's a beautiful cup ma lovelie, so bespoke and #needed

 

[Whats the 411]

I could only stick half the dots, he is one massive fucking riddle.



My summary, no ma quotes:

• I cannae believe its 4 years, it feels like forever but so quick
• I’ve had a no bad Monday but I’ve had an awful Monday.
• I don’t know how to describe this feeling but I’d call it a full oan panic attack.
• If I socialise wae close pals I feel sick, but I’ve nae pals.
• If I go somewhere I feel sick but I stay at home and don’t go out.
• I was totally fine on the bus but an almighty feeling of being sick, cold and burning hot.

 

[Eastendgirl2020]

20 degrees, sun splitting the trees, Marios manifesting Autumn and is walking about with a hungry caterpillar cocoon jacket. Meanwhile, Deeks naewhere to be seen. I’m getting the feeling Deek goes on a bender when his team get pumped and doesn’t come home for a few days because he’s in some boggin flat stoned out his mind where they keep the curtains closed using a peg. So aye.

 

[teaandgoss101]

Looks like a bespoke autumn shite pan for his IBS ma lovelies