Cleaning with Mario #78 Rats in the attic, snakes oan the app, a bespoke bedsit full of crap

[SuzyE]

He's really losing it. Actually paying for that Instagram coaster or whatever it is just proves it. Backward bastard.

 

[hopethishelpsallthebest]

What is this fresh hell? A fool and his (or wee Deeks) money are easily parted wuz definitely written wi Martin in mind.


Mebbes @hopethishelpsallthebest is tricking us aw wi the fancy photoshopping skills and Martin buys that much shite we believe it

I cannae take credit for that ma lovelie, unbelievably its not photoshopped! Look at it ffs, its almost as bad as his centerpiece he made

 

[#noinfluencer]

The only time that bellend suffers from anxiety is when a shart is sticking to his leggings! He'll jump on any bleeping train to try and up his engagement because he's desperate to get liked and because he loves the sound of his own voice.

Crying

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*Scratches heed full of hair*

Just..... why....?

 

[Blanche Hunt]

Are they signs no fur businesses tae put up wae their Insta name so clients can follow them? No fur someboady tae sit in their living room that naeboady ever visits so he can remind himsel he’s got an account.

 

[Madge2022]

Are they signs no fur businesses tae put up wae their Insta name so clients can follow them? No fur someboady tae sit in their living room that naeboady ever visits so he can remind himsel he’s got an account.

How dae ye remember u've goat an account Blanche doll? Ah've goat a tattoo oan ma foreheed and still look better than Martin.

 

[Dawn Dayn]

He has plenty of real life issues, that are relatable and would make good content. In debt. Clearing his hoarded shite. First ever visit to a hairdresser. Getting and keeping a proper job. Seeing a therapist about his issues with denial.

 

[Madge2022]

I cannae take credit for that ma lovelie, unbelievably its not photoshopped! Look at it ffs, its almost as bad as his centerpiece he made
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Think he's been sniffing the glue gun and nae debates

 

[Blanche Hunt]

How dae ye remember u've goat an account Blanche doll? Ah've goat a tattoo oan ma foreheed and still look better than Martin.

At ma age hen, ah mind nothing and blame everyboady else aboot it. Auld age doesnae come itsel.

 

[menopausalmargrit]

I am officially done. He’s like Santa, not real. Am getting a bauble saying “A dinnae believe”!!!

 

[Tinkerbell cat]

I am officially done. He’s like Santa, not real. Am getting a bauble saying “A dinnae believe”!!!

Why don't you get one of those wee polar express boxes hen, you know the ones Martin & Orange Deek have - menopausal margrit disnae believe. my polar express box, my rules xxxxx

 

[menopausalmargrit]

Why don't you get one of those wee polar express boxes hen, you know the ones Martin & Orange Deek have - menopausal margrit disnae believe. my polar express box, my rules xxxxx

Aw that’s what a meant hen. A hid the hot sweats panic attack and said a bauble but they’re fur dead folk, it’s the wee bells that are fur folk that believe. Thank god a goat tae know, am affrontit!

 

[Rayne]

Did you sent boobies or gash ma lovelie.

I’ll DM them so ya can see yourself aren’t we all still waiting on @menopausalmargrit to send us nudes too

 

[Whats the 411]

I could only stick half the dots, he is one massive bleeping riddle.



My summary, no ma quotes:

• I cannae believe its 4 years, it feels like forever but so quick
• I’ve had a no bad Monday but I’ve had an awful Monday.
• I don’t know how to describe this feeling but I’d call it a full oan panic attack.
• If I socialise wae close pals I feel sick, but I’ve nae pals.
• If I go somewhere I feel sick but I stay at home and don’t go out.
• I was totally fine on the bus but an almighty feeling of being sick, cold and burning hot.

 

[DaisyDeluxe]

FFS Mazda, is it Autumn, Halloween or Christmas you're decorating for?! Make up your bloody mind! At this rate I wouldn't be surprised if he started hauling out easter decorations.

 

[Madge2022]

I could only stick half the dots, he is one massive bleeping riddle.

My summary, no ma quotes:

• I cannae believe its 4 years, it feels like forever but so quick
• I’ve had a no bad Monday but I’ve had an awful Monday.
• I don’t know how to describe this feeling but I’d call it a full oan panic attack.
• If I socialise wae close pals I feel sick, but I’ve nae pals.
• If I go somewhere I feel sick but I stay at home and don’t go out.
• I was totally fine on the bus but an almighty feeling of being sick, cold and burning hot.

 

[teaandgoss101]

I cannae take credit for that ma lovelie, unbelievably its not photoshopped! Look at it ffs, its almost as bad as his centerpiece he made
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Wonder where it is now ? Crushed in back of. A cupboard ? Rayn using it as a litter tray ? Lol

 

[Dawn Dayn]

I’ll DM them so ya can see yourself aren’t we all still waiting on @menopausalmargrit to send us nudes too

That @menopausalmargrit is a right minge teasing bastard*
*Keith lemon/scary spice quote

 

[SuzyE]

Ker ching!. That's the sound of your mate Hinch making more money, Maz
See how that could have been you if you screwed your head on instead of pretending it didn't bother you

 

[SellYerMawForASubwaySalad]

I could only stick half the dots, he is one massive bleeping riddle.



My summary, no ma quotes:

• I cannae believe its 4 years, it feels like forever but so quick
• I’ve had a no bad Monday but I’ve had an awful Monday.
• I don’t know how to describe this feeling but I’d call it a full oan panic attack.
• If I socialise wae close pals I feel sick, but I’ve nae pals.
• If I go somewhere I feel sick but I stay at home and don’t go out.
• I was totally fine on the bus but an almighty feeling of being sick, cold and burning hot.

Death ahahhahaha

 

[teaandgoss101]

Ker ching!. That's the sound of your mate Hinch making more money, Maz
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All I can hear is Marion scrambling to get another payday loan to buy whatever shite she is bringing out !

Or maybe she will take pity on his poor arse and gift him lol