Cleaning with Mario #78 Rats in the attic, snakes oan the app, a bespoke bedsit full of crap

[Milfordcubicle]

Mop kicking into the thread on this dawn of days. Hi all.
no change with our pumpkinny pal then I am bemused as to where he stores all the shite. There is no room in there to play with a cat as they clearly don’t. I am so over all this pumpkin shite. I love autumn as much as the next fat bird that likes scarves and boots and jumpers but narry a pumpkin shall pass my front or back door (smell the wealth) maybe on Halloween if the kids decide they want one (doubt it as all teens and beyond) but I shall not have a hot choc station, a pumpkin patch or a pair of timberlands in pumpkin orange.
so aye and so forth. Spine bright y’all

 

[menopausalmargrit]

Surely he’s not out in that duvet jacket fae superdry?!!!

Im out a walk in shorts and a hoodie and I’m sweating. It’s overcast but it’s so clammy. When I say out a walk, we have got as far as Ashton Lane and having a espresso martini coffee.

 

[Doodlebug71]

Sometimes when I go to post on other threads I need to remember they might not speak Martin and have to spell properly.

I always post marioish oan other posts hen
Ma post
Ma rules
So aye

 

[thatsnotstrictlytrue]

Mop kicking into the thread on this dawn of days. Hi all.
no change with our pumpkinny pal then I am bemused as to where he stores all the shite. There is no room in there to play with a cat as they clearly don’t. I am so over all this pumpkin shite. I love autumn as much as the next fat bird that likes scarves and boots and jumpers but narry a pumpkin shall pass my front or back door (smell the wealth) maybe on Halloween if the kids decide they want one (doubt it as all teens and beyond) but I shall not have a hot choc station, a pumpkin patch or a pair of timberlands in pumpkin orange.
so aye and so forth. Spine bright y’all

I’m thinking of getting a pumpkin for the first time since the weans were wee and carving ‘duck off’ into it and putting it outside the front door(smell the wealth). So aye
Edited to add. No the now, on actual Halloween (take note Martin)

 

[Madge2022]

I always post marioish oan other posts hen
Ma post
Ma rules
So aye

Spine bright

Wiz gonni say you do you,but that's Miss Greedy chops, rather than Martin.

Surely he’s not out in that duvet jacket fae superdry?!!!

Im out a walk in shorts and a hoodie and I’m sweating. It’s overcast but it’s so clammy. When I say out a walk, we have got as far as Ashton Lane and having a espresso martini coffee.

It was heavy rain here but still warm. Sunny noo, so ah hope he sweats aw ower the sleeping bag coat.

 

[Wendy22]

I’m thinking of getting a pumpkin for the first time since the weans were wee and carving ‘duck off’ into it and putting it outside the front door(smell the wealth). So aye
Edited to add. No the now, on actual Halloween (take note Martin)

Clutching ma beak at your pumpkin idea hen! Laughed far too much

 

[Popper]

Get cosy? It’s 20 degrees you wee knob. Klarna on his arse that ever since he’s tried to make Autumn and cosy his personality trait, the weather has been roastin.

 

[sad little life jane]

Moans about the bus, why not learn to drive then you bleeping tube

 

[teaandgoss101]

Moans about the bus, why not learn to drive then you bleeping tube

Is he on the bus tho ? I feel like he telling a wee Marion fib , looks like he is all cozy on his sofa with a blanket lol

 

[sad little life jane]

Is he on the bus tho ? I feel like he telling a wee Marion fib , looks like he is all cozy on his sofa with a blanket lol

True, takes a photo of a duvet to slag the bus off

 

[airyfairy76]

Is he on the bus tho ? I feel like he telling a wee Marion fib , looks like he is all cozy on his sofa with a blanket lol

That’s his new Superdry sleeping bag. In 20°.

Mmmm, sweaty….. er, cosy.

 

[Blanche Hunt]

Moans about the bus, why not learn to drive then you bleeping tube

Na hen, ah’d rather he stayed oan the buses than huv mr magoo oan the roads.

 

[menopausalmargrit]

Must be a classy pub he’s in - gin in a wine glass…

 

[Chez300]

duck sake! Going to 8 bloody Tescos is NOT getting them straight away. In fact it’s the actual opposite of getting them “straight” away

 

[menopausalmargrit]

duck sake! Going to 8 bloody Tescos is NOT getting them straight away. In fact it’s the actual opposite of getting them “straight” away

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Are they ashtrays for Deek?

 

[lauhlauhlauh]

If he’s out in that stupid jacket, chances are it’s his own BO he’s smelling.

 

[other things online]

Im fluent Maz too

your profile pic makes me clutch ma beak everytime

 

[teaandgoss101]

Must be a classy pub he’s in - gin in a wine glass…

That doesn’t look like dezza arm ! Is he cheating on deeks?

 

[Hyacinthsquash]

The bus thing had me howling. Two grown adults (physically no mentally) and they have to get the bus. They have more than enough spare money to spend on driving lessons and a wee car but I suppose that can’t be instagrammed where are them car air fresheners you bought for Deek ay maz too busy spunking money in b&m to actually spend any on something that would improve their lives.

 

[teaandgoss101]

I wanted to see what he would look like if he accepted he was bald ma lovelies …and he looks like Phil and grants long lost brother