He'll be watering it down and storing it in the fridge to enjoy another wee glass or two next year. Nae debates. Will be like his 90s perfumes he still uses.
Cleaning with Mario #75 Petty cash for his autumn stash, Martin reframed hisself in TK Maxx
- Status
New to Tattle Life? Click "Order Thread by Most Liked Posts" button below to get an idea of what the site is about:
I thought he had the phone wire going up and over he's head until I realized it was just the last of the day lights reflecting back on he's baldness.. also
could see lamp through he's hair its fine. It annoys me how we never see him with hair grown a bit like it needs a cut, he must cut he's hair every week.
Wine and lemonade or tonic! Did he actually say that !! That’s no a spritzer 
Mr Margrit and I are getting pissed oan the sweet champagne ma lovelies. Hawding our hawns up and living oor lives.
Be careful of the flection on the cork ma lovelie don't want ye jeprodising your safety
Tons a love
Is that 7up in the background to make a wanna they champagne spritzers so you don’t get the fear for the next 4 days ma lovely?
A can smell the utter wealth from here. No barefoot Morrisons special for you ma lovelie
Klarna oan yer arse hen
Aren’t the just they musta been oan clearances only explication for buying something so repulsive Marion will be chanting “how beautiful are my bespoke Ugg SLEEPERS in shade dye-a-reea
thanks Ma lovelie, didn’t even notice Ma tits in the lid. Edited tae say, nae tits fae me.Be careful of the flection on the cork ma lovelie don't want ye jeprodising your safety
Tons a love
Tonsalove
M xxx
P.S. this is why a don’t come oan social media when ahv had a few a
, ahm a riot
The face you pull when you hear Marion mentioning leaf pyjamas for blokes and replacing her honking hoosecoat.
Attachments
The only person surprised wae the uggs fur the fugly bald eagle was deek ...mierdre always treatit himself at least he has upgraded far his WWanker slippers so aye
Hiya Martin doll, found some absaloootley gorgeous bespoke leaf pyjamas in the shade “sniper” and they have an added bonus of hiding your mug as well. Tonsa love 
Attachments
Oo and under £50 as well hen what a bargainHiya Martin doll, found some absaloootley gorgeous bespoke leaf pyjamas in the shade “sniper” and they have an added bonus of hiding your mug as well. Tonsa love
some a them for youse 
Not only is he smoking it, deeks dealing the ganja. Its the only explanation for the bottomless wad of cash Martins always spendingThe math ain't mathing
Piss off creepy man. And shove that wild rhubarb up ya hoop 
Well just lit that for the gram
'All you lot' nice way to address your followers or maybe it was for us tattlers
Also why couldn’t he use the cooker?Im like a dog wi a bone so aye
I know hen and coz they’re so cheap they can get his and hisOo and under £50 as well hen what a bargain
- Status