The noise ma beak has made as av clutched it, am no well. I’ve just asked Mr Mac if he can borrow a set of autumn jammies from work and shown him this. Think he thinks av been on the wine spritzers!Hiya Martin doll, found some absaloootley gorgeous bespoke leaf pyjamas in the shade “sniper” and they have an added bonus of hiding your mug as well. Tonsa love
Smell the
He's gonna go home one day and that ring doorbell will be banjoed to duck and his penthouse will be ransacked
It's no his home hen its deeks he is merely cuckooing taking advantage of dolly dimple deek so aye
You can see it in all its glory from the train mah lovely.
It absolutely is I haven’t entered into another thread since I joinedHonestly, this is hands down the funniest thread on tattle! I’ve just got into bed to catch up after a “trying” (absolutely bleeping horrendous) day with my two kids & im roaring. You are a bunch of funny bastards you lot !
Spine bright
Every time I read tenement I always think of the wonderful Billy Connolly talking about where he grew up, he’s so funny! Sorry hens, for swerving right oot a Marion’s lane there. Back I go & nae debates
Ah'm sorry Margrit that ye canni live the high life wi Martin in Seedyhill ma loverlie
It already got ransacked ma lovelie by the cooncil when they bashed his letterbox in. He was AFFRONTED and made Derek deal with it cos it’s only Derek on the lease and Martin is a wee shitebag and so forth xxx
Haud the bus ur we gawn oan a new hoosecoat jurney
Do we think the new autumn hoosecoat might be a bit more masculine??Haud the bus ur we gawn oan a new hoosecoat jurney
Just don't make it your joab hen. Is your profile pic Martin in the bath?It absolutely is I haven’t entered into another thread since I joined
Lovely wit happened here and forth? A missed this wanIt already got ransacked ma lovelie by the cooncil when they bashed his letterbox in. He was AFFRONTED and made Derek deal with it cos it’s only Derek on the lease and Martin is a wee shitebag and so forth xxx
Dying to hear about this journeyIt already got ransacked ma lovelie by the cooncil when they bashed his letterbox in. He was AFFRONTED and made Derek deal with it cos it’s only Derek on the lease and Martin is a wee shitebag and so forth xxx
deek dealing with things makes me cringe, I wouldn't think he'd be competent enough to deal with the recycling himself 
Just don't make it your joab hen. Is your profile pic Martin in the bath?
that is all I absoolutley agree ma lovelie am clutching ma beak so much recentlyHonestly, this is hands down the funniest thread on tattle! I’ve just got into bed to catch up after a “trying” (absolutely bleeping horrendous) day with my two kids & im roaring. You are a bunch of funny bastards you lot !
Spine bright
Mr Shelby looks confused when am snorting like a pig as I'm usually wailing the hoose down at the wains making ma life hell so aye They had rats in the loft. This was when I first knew of Marion. He was obsessed with them. The noise kept him up aw night so aye. Scurrying across the ceilingDying to hear about this journey
the cooncil came tae investigate. They needed tae gain access tae the bedsit next door, which was empty. Someone got their numbers mixed up and thought Derek’s was the empty place. So they smashed his letterbox clean aff trying tae break in 
