Cleaning with Mario #75 Petty cash for his autumn stash, Martin reframed hisself in TK Maxx
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Their bills are next tae nothing hen. £300 rent a month according to a little so ayeThey must be drug dealers them two! How the duck do they afford everything? I know they’ll be in debt up to their eyeballs but surely they wouldn’t be able to get more credit
, council tax in Beirut must be £1 a week or maybe they actually pay them to stay there, doesnae drive so no fuel costs, doesn’t have any savings because the cooncil cover any issues for him 
90% of his wages/benefits are pure spends.
Just the same as Beggy and her spending, given she too works a few hours a week. It's ridiculous and I'd love to know what dirty dealings are going on, there's no other explanation for it!
I wonder if deek claims some sort of benefits tooTheir bills are next tae nothing hen. £300 rent a month according to a little so aye
Those slippers are friggin ugly, but they suit his ugly self.
Is this guy actually for real?!
The math ain't mathing
I love that he's getting them into more debt, but hate him for showing off in front of his followers that can't afford things.
You're a horrible bastard, Mario!
Don’t be fooled. The reason he went for the green is they were less than half price and only 15 odd a month on Klarna. Happy bday to mario
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Don't worry guys he's put in for a wee emergency crisis loan because he's in dire need of a Ninja.
But then he's just went and got that on credit he'll never pay and he'll be using his wee crisis loan for a wild weekend in Beirut Towers with a £6 bottle ofnail polish remover sweet peanut greggsroll.
Excuse me I'll be packing for my all inclusive Martin. Smell ma wealth.
But then he's just went and got that on credit he'll never pay and he'll be using his wee crisis loan for a wild weekend in Beirut Towers with a £6 bottle of
Excuse me I'll be packing for my all inclusive Martin. Smell ma wealth.
That’s still £47.99 mair than he ever spends oan Deek tae be fair.
Klarna been hit hard today. Slippers & Ninja 
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duck me, he must be Klarna'd up to his Kerry Katona eyebawls!Klarna been hit hard today. Slippers & Ninja
I reckon she’s gone for the £180 double one. Why spend £100, when you can spend double ma lovely?Klarna been hit hard today. Slippers & Ninja
He's just clarified in his stories he's only bought the single one. Still wants the cocktail stand. WHY? WHYYYYY?????
Oh wow! That has shocked me. Mario budgeting! Never thought I’d see the day!
No way did he even have an air fryer in the first place. He doesn’t cookNinja Air Fryer, more expense!! Funny old thing - they are on easy pay on QVC, no way has he paid in full upfront and pretty sure Ninja don’t take Klarna
Naw, he’s no actually bought Bare Foot thinking he’s bespoke. I was going to suggest it to him as a wind up. All the class of a used condom.
Hope he goes on a full on rant on Instagram
I was in Sainsburys tonight on my way home from work and I overheard two women who work there talking about vouchers people have been given , and how they are using them to buy drink and it should only be for food . I wonder if that’s why he’s buying wine .
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