hopethishelpsallthebest
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I'm not going to lie, I actually liked a couple of bits he bought. Fair play Mart, there's some nice pieces there.
Climate change isnae his problem. We've aw goat disabilities. No ma quote.He’s fascinating. I just can’t get my head around such a continued strategy of self harm. Just why does anybody need this many cushion covers in their life, and why do multiple wax melt burners make him happy? It’s so strange to me.
I like nice things in my home too, but I like to buy them and enjoy them for a long time, not buy several alternatives for unnecessary rotation! His choices are so tacky and juvenile, he has zero environmental awareness, and an embarrassing lack of personal responsibility.
It’s just not sensible to have such a precarious living situation (literally bottom rung), and to spunk your money and all available credit on this stuff. What does he have to show for it? Cushion covers, coasters, and wax melts? Winter is coming Mario, and it’s going to kick you where it hurts - have you not done the maths on what is happening?
I don’t think there is anything wrong with having the odd wee mad splurge or spending too much to treat yourself occasionally - but he does it every week. Cosmetics, skin care, perfume, household crap - all for content and validation. Terrifying.
Mario, maybe you could pivot into the tidying up and clearing out minimal living insta space?
Its been really baffling me so I've had a wee think and this is my best theory...I don't think I've seen anyone mention the lovely Adidas sliders he got too.
Where the fuck is he going wearing sliders?
Also does he not leave the house because he claims DLA for his sharting and doesn't want to be grassed in going out and about when he's told the government he shits his pants?
I've been pricing up wee European breaks and done right you could get flights and hotel for both them for a weekend for what he spent ontatautumn haul.
Sorry I'm veering out ma lane here. Back a go.
Evening ma lovelieTalk about delusions of grandeur Maria hen!
First thing I thought of when I saw this was please could someone photoshop a teeny Marian waving into the mirror pure bespoke.
@hopethishelpsallthebest i ken this app isnae yer full time joab but could you work your magic and so forth? Tonsa luv
Why have they got a picture of @Blanche Hunt next tae the bed?Look at him, he's even right in the centre of the cushion, Deek squeezed on the edge and so forth. I zoomed in, I think we've just found Betty off the bauble. So aye!
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Reminds me of one of they RSPCA adverts.The patches looks like he has mange
Rumour has it that Martin auditioned for the part of chuckle brother#2 but he couldn’t get to grips with the “to me to you” catchphrase and kept saying “to me to me me me me” as he’s a selfish cocknose so ayeOoh look, maz is actually a chuckle brother. View attachment 1498486
Martin would have his own bespoke section at the museum, thank you very much.The juxtaposition of this pic- fan blaring and he’s showing aff his autumn candles
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These were pretty up there, mind!The Christmas Eve boxes are just the saddest thing I’ve ever seen. How embarrassing.