He’s burnt his hoop, ma lovely. Aw that shartin, his hole’s going like a dug’s nose.So what do we reckon he’s burnt? The oven ready chicken? Or the microwave rice
He’s burnt his hoop, ma lovely. Aw that shartin, his hole’s going like a dug’s nose.So what do we reckon he’s burnt? The oven ready chicken? Or the microwave rice
Size of those wee cups. They’d fit right inty a barbie dreamhouseHAHAHAHA he burnt the tea!
Maybe if you stopped doing as many pouting selfies you narcissistic imbecile. If he had brains he'd be dangerous.
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It’s really a thimble ma lovely. Perfect fae his runt sizeSize of those wee cups. They’d fit right inty a barbie dreamhouse
no no he boils the onions rememberThe onions ma lovelie
Och, ah like him noo, stoap picking oan ma Martin ya rottersShe’s burnt the ready made dinner and has sent us a message
Maybes we could all do it on his birthday ma lovely?Haha aye we should change oor pics tae Shartin Martin jist for wan day and change it back.
yes! That vile toc toc app does have some crackersHas anyone seen that sound on TikTok of the song “I’ll be carrying your love with me”? Then a really rough Scottish woman starts singing it? Always makes me think of Mario
I don’t have that vile app, can you help me get to know hen?Has anyone seen that sound on TikTok of the song “I’ll be carrying your love with me”? Then a really rough Scottish woman starts singing it? Always makes me think of Mario
I’ll see if I can download a vid and put it here. It’s so funnyI don’t have that vile app, can you help me get to know hen?
New Lock Screen wallpaper right there hensHe's definitely a Martin. His face screams Martin. You couldnae get anymore Martin if you tried, so aye.
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Look at the toofers in the bottom left.Pmsl at that pic @hopethishelpsallthebest
bleeping mingingLook at the toofers in the bottom left.