Cleaning with Mario #73 Sharting with Chicken Little

[Madge2022]

Right, I need tae get tae bed and step away fae auld threads. Ah'm laughing so much ah'm farting and worried that ah shart an ma weans rename me Martin. Wish ah hud found Martin sooner

 

[Ratgrrl]

Please let it be Martin...... Shartin Martin

 

[paperbackwriter89]

Day 26 in the Big Brother house(coat):
It’s 4pm and Marion is aw cosy in bed with a wax melt on the go.

 

[laynelo_]

Does anyone have the one of the flat heed squinting at her phone at the station? That’s another golden!

Your wish is ma command ma luvlie I really need to start clearing my phone pics out.

 

[Dawn Dayn]

His face when he'd just had an attack of the shits and Hannah from Avamay turned up at his door.

What was I thinking, I blame that vile app tictic.

A gem from @hopethishelpsallthebest
And a post when Hinch was within a mile of the flat and didn't go and see him. But he wasn't bitter. Snakes everywhere.

Birthday gem from @Cagayu

 

[hopethishelpsallthebest]

Ah couldnae find it oan his grid, ah think he’s maybe deleted it after we aw laughed at it

Fear not ma lovelie!

 

[laynelo_]

That cringe Boxing Day where he took a picture of the fake Gucci’s on his way home on the McGills bus saying some shite about fashion is pain

You are a nasty troll, it wis a train so get back in yer lain hen! Mazda built Gucci fae the ground up!

As av said before they look closer tae a pair a Lonsdale’s than they do Gooochiis but Paisleys very own Gok Wan knows aw the best fashion trends so who am a to judge so aye.

 

[Bianca Del Rio]

I stumbled upon this gem on one of the old threads. I’d arranged the comments by Most Liked so I have absolutely no context of what was being discusssd immediately before it, which somehow made it even funnier.

 

[Babybail93]

The face yew pull as the Shart itches your hoop on the way oot

 

[laynelo_]

Had tae show the new luvlies this classic pic, Deek loving life whilst he’s got a face lit a skelpt arse.

 

[hopethishelpsallthebest]

Someone photoshop his face

 

[Madge2022]

He collects the trollies at the Renfrew Marks and Spencer ma lovely

Is he collecting them from the river in time for the store opening?

 

[avabella]

Went to find the clutching my beak highlight and for the love of god, how bald is he?? Has the dyson blown away any hair that was left?!

 

[hopethishelpsallthebest]

He's definitely a Martin. His face screams Martin. You couldnae get anymore Martin if you tried, so aye.

 

[Madge2022]

Toughest cunt going and nae debates View attachment 1461123

Who wore it better?

 

[Poptart]

6am Day 3 in the big brother house: Mario has been awake since 4am and has absolutely gutted the house. All the housemates are angry to be woken by him mop leg kicking around the kitchen whilst blasting Higher Love Mario bursts into the diary room crabbit that no-one got up to help him "cleaning the big brother hoose isnae ma Joab big brother!!!!!"

 

[Babybail93]

Who the fuck put 50p in this cunt the night? Proper believes her own hype doesn’t she? Shut up Mario, you’re embarrassing yourself hen. Jesus

 

[Madge2022]

Johnny and Krystal. Mario’s middle name is D’agostin. Think his parents must have been having a laugh when they named him

Think they spell like their son Martin and his middle name is disgusting

Found these howlers too, pity ah've used ma summer leave, cud huv spent two weeks reading aw the Marion threads

 

[Andioooop]

Popping over from the Hinch thread to have a wee nosey. She’ll be raging that she’s panelled her entire house inside and out and here’s wee Mario showing off his panelling that he did first.

Also wish I could drag @Andioooop over as the goddess of photoshop for this

 

[coffeeislife21]

I love you lot. I failed my driving test today due to some other idiot and I feel gutted but I’ve just come to read and I’m howling and clutching my beak. Maybe next time eh I feel very sad x