He’s burnt his hoop, ma lovely. Aw that shartin, his hole’s going like a dug’s nose.So what do we reckon he’s burnt? The oven ready chicken? Or the microwave rice
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Size of those wee cups. They’d fit right inty a barbie dreamhouseHAHAHAHA he burnt the tea!
Maybe if you stopped doing as many pouting selfies you narcissistic imbecile. If he had brains he'd be dangerous.
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It’s really a thimble ma lovely. Perfect fae his runt size
no no he boils the onions remember
Och, ah like him noo, stoap picking oan ma Martin ya rotters
Maybes we could all do it on his birthday ma lovely?
A wee tribute and so forth.
Has anyone seen that sound on TikTok of the song “I’ll be carrying your love with me”? Then a really rough Scottish woman starts singing it? Always makes me think of Mario 
An imbecile of the greatest order.
So what out of that lot has he ruined?
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So what out of that lot has he ruined?
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yes! That vile toc toc app does have some crackersHas anyone seen that sound on TikTok of the song “I’ll be carrying your love with me”? Then a really rough Scottish woman starts singing it? Always makes me think of Mario
What did he burn? It's all packet tit and what's that in the wee takeaway tub? He really is something else. My 9yr old could make this without burning it. He really is a hopeless twit (Martin is, not my son) back in my ane lane i go
I don’t have that vile app, can you help me get to know hen?Has anyone seen that sound on TikTok of the song “I’ll be carrying your love with me”? Then a really rough Scottish woman starts singing it? Always makes me think of Mario
I’ll see if I can download a vid and put it here. It’s so funny
He's definitely a Martin. His face screams Martin. You couldnae get anymore Martin if you tried, so aye.
New Lock Screen wallpaper right there hens
I’ll eat a wax melt if he’s just having a cuppa for his dinner. Nae chance he burned it, another lie as it probably turned out a mess, like him.
Pmsl at that pic @hopethishelpsallthebest
Look at the toofers in the bottom left.
Awk Mario hen, shoulda stuck tae stovies.
bleeping mingingLook at the toofers in the bottom left.
Proof he was in Ibiza my lovelies, I cannae believe yous doubted him.
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