That tub, ma lovely, is Mayflower curry sauce you mix with cold water and heat up 🤌
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I’d love to see a hoaliday journee fae Maz. The 6 months before a him buying even mair primark shite, a suitcase journee, the countdown on his stories. The thousand dots a doom and he’s only just stepped foot in Glesga airport. The boomerangs a the airplane food. Announcing he’s got the shits fae the Spanish food. Moaning it’s too warum. Up in the hotel room fir 6pm aw cozy under the sheets. Stories a him and Deek pished after wan sex on the beach. A haul a aw the touristy shite he’s bought. Wishing he wis back hame on the second day. Moaning that it’s too busy. Then finally back hame and finishing it aff way posts a the beach lit ‘wishing I wis back here!
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The specky hotdog yin is my faveeee. Tonsa love.
The screenshots here are brilliant!. No wonder he was pissed 
l need a new one for my profile, so come on Maz, do ya best 
l need a new one for my profile, so come on Maz, do ya best 
Well hens, page 48 already! We’ve mop kicked the tit oot o this thread!
Between bleep washings and an actual job with full time hours
I cannae keep up my lovelies. Youse are too bespoke for me so aye. Happy F r i d a y 
Morning ma lovelies! Today is a new page…. Oan a book called The Never Ending Story, an autobiography by Martin D(avid) McKnight. Spine bright, tattie hearts tae ye aw
A new page. F r i d a y
Try not tae burn the chicken nuggets the night Marion
Try not tae burn the chicken nuggets the night Marion
*mop kicks into thread*
Re holibobs, come on, how will he get a passport. Fifty goes at getting an acceptable photo without filters or pouting. Filling in a form... DEREK WHAT DOES SURNAME MEAN.
Booking a flight,
booking a hotel. Getting a taxi to the hotel speaking in foreign. Unless there's a wee lassie in a travel shop within mcgills distance to do an all in one escorted job I can't see it.
Re holibobs, come on, how will he get a passport. Fifty goes at getting an acceptable photo without filters or pouting. Filling in a form... DEREK WHAT DOES SURNAME MEAN.
Booking a flight,
booking a hotel. Getting a taxi to the hotel speaking in foreign. Unless there's a wee lassie in a travel shop within mcgills distance to do an all in one escorted job I can't see it.
He can’t see it either with his Kerry Katonas ma lovelie*mop kicks into thread*
Re holibobs, come on, how will he get a passport. Fifty goes at getting an acceptable photo without filters or pouting. Filling in a form... DEREK WHAT DOES SURNAME MEAN.
Booking a flight,
Hope you’re ok
Well, no longer fancy the surgeon, spent yesterday screeching like a gurul, and the maximum amount of fentanyl didn't help.He can’t see it either with his Kerry Katonas ma lovelie
Hope you’re ok
However, hame all cosy, pain way better now. Holding ma phone up and chanting Mr dayn on as he puts the bleep washings on, instructions to bespoke for him apparently. WHICH BUTTON FUCKS SAKE.
Is that tae stoap people stealing yer phone?
Yer priorities ur aw rang ma loverlieBetween bleep washings and an actual job with full time hours
Hope Mr Dayn was up at 5am gutting tha hoose for you ma lovelie 🫶Well, no longer fancy the surgeon, spent yesterday screeching like a gurul, and the maximum amount of fentanyl didn't help.
He's actually gone to the passport office for me, I booked a same day collection, smell the wealth, but obvs can't go. He's taken a signed letter from me and one from surgeon explaining, but... Well they can give it to him, post it, Chuck it in the bin frankly.
I'll be getting the stink eye by tomorrow at the latest ma lovelies, he's no patience.
New day, same old shite from Marlon! 
Ah've been busy working more than 2 hours and spent ma day off yesterday actually cleaning the hoose (actual hoose with an upstairs, front door, front garden, back door and back garden - smell the wealth
) so I've not caught up with him, but wit's this Martin business, am confused.... 
So aye....
Ah've been busy working more than 2 hours and spent ma day off yesterday actually cleaning the hoose (actual hoose with an upstairs, front door, front garden, back door and back garden - smell the wealth
) so I've not caught up with him, but wit's this Martin business, am confused.... So aye....
Blanche hen you are staying in your aine laine and that’s all that matters, you sound like a pyoor genuine lovelie and nae debates
So Martin is gonna be smelling of piss all day then.
Translates as it’s been on a shelf since the 90s along with the sunscreen
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Looks like Rayn’s pish! He’ll be even more honking than usual
*Yawn* 🥱
Is there any bloke he doesn't fancy
That's what happens when you dabble in the unknown, you freak of nature
Is there any bloke he doesn't fancy
That's what happens when you dabble in the unknown, you freak of nature
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