Cleaning with Mario #71 Rancid Scheme Queen spent all her Cost of Living payment in one day

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Ma lovelies, I was going through my wee camera roll yesterday looking for a picture of me to use in a client presentation (turns out I have none as every picture of me in the wild, I have one of them 👉🏼🍹 in my hand, phone held high, living life as it should be lived).

I stumbled across this glorious screen shot one of youse trolls made when Marion was on a comma break and we thought Deek had finally seen the light and booted him out of the bedsit with all his belongings. Clutching ma beak at the level of detail. 😆

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Brilliant 😂

Needs an update fur his luscious lips and fluttering eye lashes, no forgetting the hairy legs he's pretending ur his.
 
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Like Mario knows what the Carribbean smells like 😂

Haha you beat me to it. First thing I was going say 😂
Also it’s not exactly cold is it? It’s not cold enough for a dressing gown. The bleeping hoosecoat is rank 🤮🤮
 
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He’s neither been to a Spa or the Caribbean so what’s with this if you know you know?
 
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His house smells like the Caribbean? I’ve been to the Caribbean in excess of 20 times (smell the wealth) and I couldn’t tell you what a typical Caribbean smell is. Never fear though ma lovelies, I am in the Caribbean again in 2 weeks so I’ll be sure to let youse aw know.

Tonsalove,
M xxx
He wouldn't know what an airport smells like
 
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He’s had a can of lilt of course he knows what the Caribbean smells like. Snakes all over this app
 
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To be fair the tictoc fancy man singing Usher - U Got it Bad sounds like he’s singing to Maz directly - nae wonder he’s nursing a chubby

🎶. Know you got it bad when you're stuck in the house
You don't wanna have fun
It's all you think about 🎶

🤣🤣🤣
 
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Look hen it’s dirty den (with added collo-gen)
Ugh, the pair of them look like creepy freaks

Bet you regret posting that now, eh Maz. Remember, once it's on the internet you can't get rid. Imbecile.
 
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Spent aw his PIP tae inflate his crusty wee lip but it’s awready deflating rip
 
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Imagine being so sad that you screen shot peoples messages telling you how good you look and making them into a collage. I’m not sure that’s what I consider living your best life. Get a bleeping life more like.
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He defo has boderline personality disorder.
His behaviour is not normal!
 
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Oh man. Am in Edinburgh with Mr A and we’re having a braw time but then I spoilt it all by looking up tea bagging.
(Not that I care what anyone puts in their mouth it’s just the thought of him doing it).
 
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