I don’t know how he can sleep. Over 20 years of working and got duck all. That’d give me sleepless nights for sure.
Cleaning with Mario #71 Rancid Scheme Queen spent all her Cost of Living payment in one day
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Of course I didn’t sleep well Maz, you burned my eyebaws out before bed with your pins and it was roasting hot 
Just watched a dermatologist talking on Lorraine about skin and eye creams.
She said eye creams are a total waste of money, and if you look at the ingredients on hand creams and face creams they nearly all contain the same main ingredients.
The moral of the story being, Mario has 'SUCKER' on his forehead
She said eye creams are a total waste of money, and if you look at the ingredients on hand creams and face creams they nearly all contain the same main ingredients.
The moral of the story being, Mario has 'SUCKER' on his forehead
Does he umpire baseball games in his spare time, oanly excuse fur that toap.View attachment 1430943You’re right Ma lovelie. He’s got wee peely Wally legs
I live for these mirror waves in the skanket 
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Have you got a camera roll full of them? You’re no right henI live for these mirror waves in the skanket
His house smells like the Caribbean? I’ve been to the Caribbean in excess of 20 times (smell the wealth) and I couldn’t tell you what a typical Caribbean smell is. Never fear though ma lovelies, I am in the Caribbean again in 2 weeks so I’ll be sure to let youse aw know.
Tonsalove,
M xxx
Tonsalove,
M xxx
Ah bet he thinks he's being exotic when he orders a can of Lilt wi his beige chippy.
When l went l could just smell my coconut sun screen, the same smell that l always have when l go to any country. Maybe he's been sniffing his shower gel to experience it
Are his sharting episodes that bad he needs bleeping WET WIPE flushables (that are FOR CHILDREN) right next to the toilet????
Give me strength.
Give me strength.
He loves the flat and doesn't want to move. Is that because he would miss putting his airer up in his tiny livingroom 
Seriously, did he need to show those
Mortifying!!
Seriously, did he need to show those Mibbee that one is no a bleep washing so it’s in its ain lane, mwah tattie hearts.He loves the flat and doesn't want to move. Is that because he would miss putting his airer up in his tiny livingroom
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Mortifying!!
Veered right out of my ain lane after seeing this on the Twitter, reminds me of something…
I guarantee that bleep couldn’t name one place in the Caribbean never mind ever been to it.
Is his flair cleaner no fae Spain? Does he think that’s Caribbean @chickenlittle007 where’s your favourite Caribbean destination?
@chickenlittle007 where’s your favourite Caribbean destination?
Ma lovelies, I was going through my wee camera roll yesterday looking for a picture of me to use in a client presentation (turns out I have none as every picture of me in the wild, I have one of them 
in my hand, phone held high, living life as it should be lived).
I stumbled across this glorious screen shot one of youse trolls made when Marion was on a comma break and we thought Deek had finally seen the light and booted him out of the bedsit with all his belongings. Clutching ma beak at the level of detail.
in my hand, phone held high, living life as it should be lived).I stumbled across this glorious screen shot one of youse trolls made when Marion was on a comma break and we thought Deek had finally seen the light and booted him out of the bedsit with all his belongings. Clutching ma beak at the level of detail.
That’s more what I’d expect his legs to look like tbf
Oh FFS Mario it wasn’t exactly a heatwave up here. Bit warmer than normal. You are the bawbag
A hunner percent they are deeks pins, the calves are about an inch long, wee Polly pocket that he is.
Old salad fingers will defo have hairless, waxy looking legs which are whiter than the moon
Old salad fingers will defo have hairless, waxy looking legs which are whiter than the moon
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