I've had a bad day. I'm going to spend the evening rearranging my bibelots and muttering underneath my breath.
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That shout out doesn’t make any sense, he hasn’t tagged them in it? Doesn’t he know how these things work?Maria doing shout outs now. Someone from here needs to make a shout out up and send it to him for him to post
Mario's bespoke tissues are obvs needed next to his bespoke bed
I actually thought he must now be some sort of medium passing a message on from the other side from that recent story. 
so aye........
so aye........
So, aye. Nothing much to tell yous.
Does he never think that maybe when his sheep...sorry “friends” are asking for make up tips.....they are maybe taking the piss!!!! So aye...
Youse*
I’m his no 1 fan and I’m just away to dm him for tips or another tutorial on his make up . He even gave me a like for my last piss take comment
. I am also going to ask how he has such clear skin and what he eats , must be the chippy diet and Iran Bru I want someone to dub his migraine make-up 'tutorial'with the Benny Hill music 
He defo thought he was getting the same as her didn’t he hahaha
This oven clean.... His oven was spotless already? I can't see the difference? Cos he never uses the bleeping thing
Do you need me and @Kikini Bamalam to come and stroke your 5 head and make you a biscuit tea?I've had a bad day. I'm going to spend the evening rearranging my bibelots and muttering underneath my breath.
Seriously hope tomorrow is better xxx
Thank youDo you need me and @Kikini Bamalam to come and stroke your 5 head and make you a biscuit tea?
Seriously hope tomorrow is better xxx
Is Raynnnnn a tattler?
Evenin' ma lovelies. So aye, I've just been watching oor wee Raaaaaaayyyyyynnnnnnnnnnnn biting Melvin and wishing she would go for his throat. That cat clearly hates his guts and so forth 
Also does his bedroom layout give anyone else anxiety?? The way the door opens against the wardrobe and then there is a bedside table right there. If that was my gaff I would be constantly walking into the bleeping thing, there is barely any room to manoeuvre!
Also does his bedroom layout give anyone else anxiety?? The way the door opens against the wardrobe and then there is a bedside table right there. If that was my gaff I would be constantly walking into the bleeping thing, there is barely any room to manoeuvre!
This was the other thing I was going to say, like Melvin actually cooks anything at all. I reckon he'd struggle to cook beans on toast.This oven clean.... His oven was spotless already? I can't see the difference? Cos he never uses the bleeping thing
Cue a recipe story in the next week or so once he reads thatEvenin' ma lovelies. So aye, I've just been watching oor wee Raaaaaaayyyyyynnnnnnnnnnnn biting Melvin and wishing she would go for his throat. That cat clearly hates his guts and so forth
Also does his bedroom layout give anyone else anxiety?? The way the door opens against the wardrobe and then there is a bedside table right there. If that was my gaff I would be constantly walking into the bleeping thing, there is barely any room to manoeuvre!
This was the other thing I was going to say, like Melvin actually cooks anything at all. I reckon he'd struggle to cook beans on toast.
Why does he sleep with a bottle of febreze next to his bed?
In case derek drops a stinky smelly fart in the middle of the night so Aye... that’s the reason youse tattlers don’t miss a trick lol
Because of his “IBS” farts
Deodorant spray for him and “Derek”
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