I reckon it’s actually in his hands while he sleeps and is an automatic response to said fartsIn case derek drops a stinky smelly fart in the middle of the night so Aye... that’s the reason youse tattlers don’t miss a trick lol
I reckon it’s actually in his hands while he sleeps and is an automatic response to said fartsIn case derek drops a stinky smelly fart in the middle of the night so Aye... that’s the reason youse tattlers don’t miss a trick lol
That’s because it’s a bespoke Bottle of febreze and so forth, so aye.........Why does he sleep with a bottle of febreze next to his bed?
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The day I thank Melvin for something will be a looooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooong time coming
Absolutely howling! I burst into laughter reading thisIn case derek drops a stinky smelly fart in the middle of the night so Aye... that’s the reason youse tattlers don’t miss a trick lol
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If Rayyynnnee could talk
Just came here to say the exact same thing. Why Mouldio whyyyyy?Why does he sleep with a bottle of febreze next to his bed?
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If he’s cleaning his sheets as often as he makes out he shouldn’t need to febreeze them!Just came here to say the exact same thing. Why Mouldio whyyyyy?
On my planet...................Just came here to say the exact same thing. Why Mouldio whyyyyy?
This drives me insane this new trend of everyone speaking to there pets like this. It’s bad enough when you hear folk speaking to babies like this but pets.Absolutely howling! I burst into laughter reading this
His voice when he talks to the cat! No wonder it wants to tear him to shreds
You'd friggin hate me serenading my wee moggy then, but I swear she loves my parody baby cat do, do, do, do, do, doThis drives me insane this new trend of everyone speaking to there pets like this. It’s bad enough when you hear folk speaking to babies like this but pets.
I imagine anal is smelly businessWhy does he sleep with a bottle of febreze next to his bed?
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You would think her mortgage had been paid of or she had won the lottery. You have folk that follow you on Instagram mostly for morbid curiosity. It’s just like car crash tv. If the app was to be deleted tmro no one would remember you. i don’t get these Oscar like posts about how he has changed life’s. If you are lucky you will get a couple of free wax melts and a bottle of fairy with your name on it your life hasn’t changed.So the accounts over the past couple of days thanking him on their stories for sending followers their way - fair enough...but is it really necessary to share every single one to his own stories and then write a reply? If that were me I’d watch them and listen then send a message “no problem, you’re welcome” etc. He is such an attention seeker. Just me who finds it irritating? I’ve defo gotten out of bed on the wrong side today
I am shocked he can manage to remove his massive head and the ego trailing behind him from that flat each morning Sorry for ranting!