Cleaning with Mario #7 Purple Rayn

[Be More Pacific]

Thank you to Badaboom for nominating my Purple Rayn joke for the next thread title winning with 23 votes

Carry on discussing our favourite Scottish "cleaner" here!

So aye and so forth....

 

[TheNiceBeardMan]

Hi. Plonking my bespoke arse.

 

[cleaningupthecrap]

Flounces in wearing my beige Primarni suit and sets up my pink lamp (but fails to plug it in). Happy Sunday all, mwah, mwah

 

[Bubble And Squeak]

I’ve been lurking for months but I love how quickly his thread moves now, I use to always check and hope somebody has commented because it’s the funniest thread on here

 

[Exhausted Pigeon]

Hi I'm here, I'm fine am absolutely fine....

Had thousands of meeseges! And so forth so aye...

 

[cleaningupthecrap]

*Hands around salt and vinegar chip sticks and offers pints of diesel or snakebite to drink*

C'mon @Kikini Bamalam, get yer floof over here, we all want a ride!

 

[Exhausted Pigeon]

*Hands around salt and vinegar chip sticks and offers pints of diesel or snakebite to drink*

If youse fancy there's sweets in the salad drawer in mah bespoke fridge

 

[menopausalmargrit]

Can’t stop thinking about whether any spa hotels have #gifted #ad him a spa break. If they do I am going to whatever hotel it is and going to take a tit in their sauna!

 

[Be More Pacific]

YAAS! Purple Rayn photo now in the thread title as suggested by @Kikini Bamalam

 

[Madonna]

Dos anyone no if yous can use “malty biscuit brew” as a wax melt? xxx

 

[Anti-influencer]

If youse fancy there's sweets in the salad drawer in mah bespoke fridge

Howling

 

[To Mrs_OG]

I’ve never seen a more purple sofa.

 

[Exhausted Pigeon]

Dos anyone no if yous can use “malty biscuit brew” as a wax melt? xxx

No but rumour has it Tom Ford's releasing it as a new bespoke cologne for men, in a bottle that looks boujie in front of a tiny Hollywood mirror.

 

[ayeayecaptain]

Dos anyone no if yous can use “malty biscuit brew” as a wax melt? xxx

Oh Jeez no chance When I tried it I had to hold my breath to take a drink - smells and tastes disgusting!

 

[WookieCookie]

Right let's guess his next posts:

We've hid a pure luvley day me n Derek

Met hunners o youse lovelies (means 1)

We've been shopping and I've bought mair shite faur the hoose

I'm still no feeling myself but I'll be fine

So aye

 

[lauramars]

Oh Jeez no chance When I tried it I had to hold my breath to take a drink - smells and tastes disgusting!

No debates on my page plz x

 

[Exhausted Pigeon]

No debates on my page plz x

Next thread title

 

[GiftedNotFree]

I was reading legislation about IR35 earlier and it legitimately used the phrase "and so forth". I read the rest in Mario's voice and it was extremely annoying!

 

[WookieCookie]

He's got a wee instagram friend visiting the noo

 

[Wheretonext]

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He's got a wee instagram friend visiting the noo

She’s one classy bird.