Yeah this has made me scrach my head. Like are you surprised Mazza? Cos if your real yourself then this information wouldn't be of surprise for you? Like are you not real?So apparently Mother Rendall is just the same irl as she is on insta. Why do we need this information, are some people nothing like their insta persona? Hmm?
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I agree it hilarious I look forward to reading these comments lolI’ve been lurking for months but I love how quickly his thread moves now, I use to always check and hope somebody has commented because it’s the funniest thread on here
Omfg
the pink lamp ! HowlingJust when you think he couldn’t possibly cram any more tat in that flat... mother rendall turns up 
so aye.....
so aye.....
That pink lamp has actually ended me wee melv is just the gift that keeps on giving 
wee melv is just the gift that keeps on giving 
Poor Derek just wants to see what’s on TV and Miranda forcing him to hold hands for an insta pic
If he was at Ikea today then why couldn’t he have just got the dressing table in person? Instead of paying £39 for delivery. Madness.
When I was watching Merlins story and he said that my other half said “So a scummy witch then?”So apparently Mother Rendall is just the same irl as she is on insta. Why do we need this information, are some people nothing like their insta persona? Hmm?
Dying at this comment on the pic of his greyscale bedroom 
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Hello my lovelies ... so after MARIO blocked me yesterday for whatever unknown reason, I went to Ikea today and purchased the cabinet!
Took me ages to find as I was looking in the wrong section. I was looking for a cabinet for my living room,like the one MARIO has in his bathroom. Anyways after lots of confusion, I found it. So I’m looking for some help... as I’m a genuine fan, could someone please go into Marios page, (I can’t as I’m blocked) and ask him for some tips on what to put onto my cabinet... please don’t say it’s for me as he took offence to me liking his pink lamp and may not be willing to assist
thank you
Took me ages to find as I was looking in the wrong section. I was looking for a cabinet for my living room,like the one MARIO has in his bathroom. Anyways after lots of confusion, I found it. So I’m looking for some help... as I’m a genuine fan, could someone please go into Marios page, (I can’t as I’m blocked) and ask him for some tips on what to put onto my cabinet... please don’t say it’s for me as he took offence to me liking his pink lamp and may not be willing to assist
thank you
Wax melts, obvs. Nothing you've paid for, it must all be gifted. Must all be grey or mirrored.Hello my lovelies ... so after MARIO blocked me yesterday for whatever unknown reason, I went to Ikea today and purchased the cabinet!
Took me ages to find as I was looking in the wrong section. I was looking for a cabinet for my living room,like the one MARIO has in his bathroom. Anyways after lots of confusion, I found it. So I’m looking for some help... as I’m a genuine fan, could someone please go into Marios page, (I can’t as I’m blocked) and ask him for some tips on what to put onto my cabinet... please don’t say it’s for me as he took offence to me liking his pink lamp and may not be willing to assist
thank you
No books, nothing actually useful.
Some of those gifted wine glasses, preferably hand painted, so you can’t even use them to drink out of. You also need to make your own fake plant....very badly.....to drape over the top. Make sure you video this so all your lovelies can copy you and you can bask in their adorationHello my lovelies ... so after MARIO blocked me yesterday for whatever unknown reason, I went to Ikea today and purchased the cabinet!
Took me ages to find as I was looking in the wrong section. I was looking for a cabinet for my living room,like the one MARIO has in his bathroom. Anyways after lots of confusion, I found it. So I’m looking for some help... as I’m a genuine fan, could someone please go into Marios page, (I can’t as I’m blocked) and ask him for some tips on what to put onto my cabinet... please don’t say it’s for me as he took offence to me liking his pink lamp and may not be willing to assist
thank you
I was just coming on to post this. Can’t work out if it is a genuine comment or a piss take!Dying at this comment on the pic of his greyscale bedroom
I'm pretty sure he couldn't find (or wasn't gifted) a suitable plant for his bespoke bathroom-cum-lounge cabinet so he fashioned a bespoke one using a) a pot and b) plastic leaves. He even took the time to let us in on this jurneee and called it a 'hack' along with, wait for it, threading ribbon through a hanging ornament in order to hang it. Mind. Blown.Hello my lovelies ... so after MARIO blocked me yesterday for whatever unknown reason, I went to Ikea today and purchased the cabinet!
Took me ages to find as I was looking in the wrong section. I was looking for a cabinet for my living room,like the one MARIO has in his bathroom. Anyways after lots of confusion, I found it. So I’m looking for some help... as I’m a genuine fan, could someone please go into Marios page, (I can’t as I’m blocked) and ask him for some tips on what to put onto my cabinet... please don’t say it’s for me as he took offence to me liking his pink lamp and may not be willing to assist
thank you
Have you considered some gorgeous engagement glasses with a bespoke engraving with your name in comic sans font my lovelie? And a gorgeous limited edition of gorgons pink gin? xxxHello my lovelies ... so after MARIO blocked me yesterday for whatever unknown reason, I went to Ikea today and purchased the cabinet!
Took me ages to find as I was looking in the wrong section. I was looking for a cabinet for my living room,like the one MARIO has in his bathroom. Anyways after lots of confusion, I found it. So I’m looking for some help... as I’m a genuine fan, could someone please go into Marios page, (I can’t as I’m blocked) and ask him for some tips on what to put onto my cabinet... please don’t say it’s for me as he took offence to me liking his pink lamp and may not be willing to assist
thank you
I suspect that the sentiment is the similar to you using the pic of him fingering his bespoke plush crapet (boak) = total piss take.
If I were you, I'd get some of those bespoke boujie diamante Chanel pretend books. They would look pure gawjus next to your self help booksHello my lovelies ... so after MARIO blocked me yesterday for whatever unknown reason, I went to Ikea today and purchased the cabinet!
Took me ages to find as I was looking in the wrong section. I was looking for a cabinet for my living room,like the one MARIO has in his bathroom. Anyways after lots of confusion, I found it. So I’m looking for some help... as I’m a genuine fan, could someone please go into Marios page, (I can’t as I’m blocked) and ask him for some tips on what to put onto my cabinet... please don’t say it’s for me as he took offence to me liking his pink lamp and may not be willing to assist
thank you
Pretend books....where you go to read it and pick up a whole shelf of plastic books! Yaaaassssss as Melvin would squeal and click his fingers.
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