Admitting he does duck all then and is home all day.
I think he's starting his own small business, which is probably cleaning his brothers house. This is the idiot who literally gets Derek to hold his hand when crosses the road. He's tied himself in knots, spending his life spraying or burning chemicals, that he's forgotten, or never knew how to progress or challenge himself. Give it a few weeks and he'll be saying it's not for him and he's happy in Beirut watching tv (lappie in the bin by then) in the bumming fort.I’d love to know what exactly is out of his comfort zone? No offence to cleaners, but I don’t imagine he has targets to meet or deadlines to keep. How stressful can running a hoover around be for 3hours a day? He doesn’t have to worry about the looming interest increase affecting a mortgage? He has no dependants. What exactly is so stressful for him? Other than being an ugly bleep
It really is his one and only talent. How he manages to just miss the mark every bleeping time!Those cheapo light bulbs have unsettled me for the past 3wks now
Frig, I'm no good here
I saw there was another load of washing drying thereGood morning tae everyone except Mario who has used his new chrome book to do a PowerPoint circa 2006 story
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Went to silverburn instead of Braehead! Swerving well ooot his laneHe went to Homebargains without Deek yesterday .Such a brave ladyboy .
It will also be sticky from all the bumming fort anticsImagine just how STICKY that sofa must be after he pumps half a bottle of Febreze onto it every morning. Poor little Deek, he must look like a bluebottle stuck to a strip of fly paper when he tries to get up after sitting down for a while.
Stay in your aine lane hen, it’s a “washings”, so ayeFrig, I'm no good here
I saw there was another load of washing drying there
Needs one of those CSI blue lights ran over it.It will also be sticky from all the bumming fort antics
This was earlier in the thread so Mario has caught up lol.I’ve been following this bleep now for a couple of months and I’m yet to see any cleaning with Mario
Howling! He's desperately trying to get ad work, bet that's what he was doing all day yesterday writing the script for the ad he's probably not even getting paid for.His new fabreeze plug in voiceover No wonder he cried for 5 minutes yesterday if that's why. I know I now have tears running down ma legs