Someone please photo shop mario n his shart card at a festival please
Aye hen especially if he lights a wax melt in his tent...RIP Deek if she lets oot an IBS fart when the tent is zipped up aw cosy. They'll huv tae keep a wee canary in the tent to monitor the methane levels
Porta potty after maz uses itAye hen especially if he lights a wax melt in his tent...
i noticed the negative review of that box and his candle have been removedduck the black box of AMA doom is on sale…. AGAIN! Can she not just have a warehoose fire and be done with the eyesore?!
It would seem so ma lovelie, the Paisley prince is slacking on his high end content the dayIs it still T u e s d a y?
Probably been stuck on the shitter all day with that laptop of his reading tattleHow can someone who doesn't work full time be so busy they can't stop for a 30 minute lunch.
You talk such rubbish, Mario. Btw, its too busy, not to. Illiterate git
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I used to have to dry my washing like this when I lived in a 1 bedroom flat on my own with no garden and couldn't afford to go to the dry cleaners etc but I was also not an insta famous cleaner with a hoard of adoring fans and my own bespoke security (ring) system and designer candles so ayeHaving that thing in my livingroom would get me down. Thank frig l have a back garden to put mine in.
I just don't get why they won't rent somewhere privately with more room, but I'm guessing it comes down to their finances of possible bad credit ratings or not being able to afford a bond.
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He’ll become a MLM boss babe and try sell us some shitey essential oils and weight loss drinksAre we going on a career jurnee with her now? Buys a laptop and becomes a boss babe, she’ll be wearing a keep your power (suit) and mincing into the polis office holding her strawberry Starbucks in nae time, to the theme tune of 9-5 (or 11-2) in Marions case
Ma lovelies he had a moment and he cried for 5 minutes, whats hes trying to say is he forgot hes shart card had tae queue for the bog and he shat himsel.Surely it's not a week since he changed the bedding?!
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Stressful day?!. Shut the hell up
Age has nothing to do with your confidence being lost. It's because you don't go out other than to the usual stores and café.
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I want to know how he got 5 minutes. Did he time himself?Ma lovelies he had a moment and he cried for 5 minutes, whats hes trying to say is he forgot hes shart card had tae queue for the bog and he shat himsel.