Cleaning with Mario #64 Sharting with Mario - por favor

[hopethishelpsallthebest]

Someone please photo shop mario n his shart card at a festival please

 

[hopethishelpsallthebest]

Marion's expectations

Marion's reality

So oui.

 

[hopethishelpsallthebest]

Perfect hen or as mierdre would say practice makes ok so aye ma page ma rules,maybe wan of our luvlees could basterdise the picture to feature him & him

Basterdise

 

[hopethishelpsallthebest]

I agree, you working seems rather full fetched. Dreaming of leaving one filthy tower to go to another.

 

[paperbackwriter89]

Pork purse naw av gone hen

His stories are like a Craig David song.
Twenny minutes work on a Monday, sharted the sheets on Tuesday, they were getting washed by Wednesday and on Thursday and Friday and Saturday and again on Sunday. Repeat.

 

[hopethishelpsallthebest]

Dare you to do a wee mock up photo hen

Feel free to use this for your wee wank bank hens.

 

[hopethishelpsallthebest]

Living for this dayn of dawn I'm wondering if Marion will be taking an entourage of security with her.

 

[Turmeric123]

Poor Rayn deserves a wee break

 

[Shrekssister]

I'm howling at him saying he can't go away or leave rayn because his security's compromised. Does he mean the ring doorbells no working

 

[Johnnoijones]

Where do you want Derk to sit- in the hallway on rayns shell cat bed

On my face

 

[menopausalmargrit]

Not six months ago he was dying for the sun to fuck off and now he’s wanting more sun. A Cannae keep up.

Ahm also here fur the cat Craig Tara caravan jurnee! He will be sat at the evening entertainment with Rayn oan his lap whilst he does a sitting version of the cha cha slide.

 

[Rayne]

Just found it, never seen it before as was on ma comma from Mario

 

[hopethishelpsallthebest]

In case anyone has forgotten in the last 10 minutes, Marion has a laptop. We're off on a budget wedding journey. A taxi to the registery office, where he mop kicks his way down the aisle, with the acoustic version of Higher Love, then on the bus to Castelvecchi for pizza crunch and pickles, then a bus home by 5pm, showered changed and his hoosecoat to eat a beige buffet, then a quick play with their pork purses in the bumming fort, then into the padded cell for a complete emptying of the bowels, all over the dusk bedding. So aye.

 

[GiftedNotFree]

As predicted, he castelsharted his bed last night

 

[GiftedNotFree]

Was you around for the time he showed us cleaning his toilet and it had skids doon it? Like the runway at Heathrow. So aye

My favourite ever bathroom related story was when Hannah Ava May came to surprise Mario at the bedsit and Derek was filming prior to her arrival.
The first few seconds of the recording is Mario walking out the bathroom holding his stomach with a look on his face like he’s just annihilated the bowl it never gets old!

 

[Whenthelightsturntostars]

Fresh raspberries, from the freezer.

 

[muscadet]

The thought of them with a cat carrier, cat bed, luggage on the train to Craig Tara is actually making me pee myself and if you don’t know aboot Craig Tara get tae know

 

[Whats the 411]

To be honest, I’d rob Rayn aff him to give the baby gurl a better life. Then come back fur Deek x

 

[lauhlauhlauh]

Imagine being so desperate for a ridiculous shell cat bed that you have no space for…

I couldn’t deal with that right infront of a door like that. Moving about that bedsit must be like an episode of Total Wipe Out.

 

[Rayne]

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